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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 10:05 AM
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"The Clever Italian"--funny joke

An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.   He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.   The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank.   The Italian produces
the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan.   An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.   The loan officer says, "Sir, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.   While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles
us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Italian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 10:13 AM
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1. Rotfl!!!
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 10:16 AM
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2. nice!
Us italians fucking rule!!!

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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 10:31 AM
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4. I concur!
But where's my Ferrari?
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-04-04 07:19 AM
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9. How refreshing
an Italian joke that doesn't make fun of us!
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 10:23 AM
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3. LOL!
A good one!:D
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 12:20 PM
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5. Kick
For the afternoon crowd
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-02-04 07:22 AM
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6. Kick!
For the morning crowd!:D
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Voice_of_Europe Donating Member (262 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-02-04 07:42 AM
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7. ..

Good one....
Checking our underground garage now..
^_^
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-04-04 05:14 AM
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8. Kick!
LOL!:kick:
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-04-04 10:32 AM
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10. I've heard that joke before, substituted with "blonde" for
"Italian" and "Ferrari" for "Bentley" (or whatever...)

Funny all the same...
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