I am eating two pounds of cheese. Why?

commander bunnypants

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:21 PM
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I am eating two pounds of cheese. Why?

I bought a small Calzone for lunch. It is friggin huge. The cheese is running out like lava. Ham is very tasty. I dont think I will visit the Throne room any time soon.

DDQM

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bearfan454

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:22 PM
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1. You're gonna get plugged up.

eat fruit or trouble for you.

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MissMillie

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:23 PM
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2. You bought a "small" Calzone

and it's "huge"? I wonder what the large one looks like?

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commander bunnypants

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:25 PM
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4. I am afraid to know

DDQM

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:23 PM
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3. You better have some roughage for dinner.

Or else, I predict lots of loud grunting for you.

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pagerbear

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:27 PM
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5. Yummy!

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BiggJawn

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:27 PM
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6. You will need White Castles and Iron City for dinner...

And call in tomorrow. you don't wanna be away from home when that cheez-ball breaks loose....

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laruemtt

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:29 PM
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7. okee, dokey, what's it gonna be -

bowels in or bowels out?

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Worst Username Ever

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:30 PM
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8. Drink a half gallon of apple juice

Edited on Wed Jun-30-04 12:31 PM by shylock1579

Last time I did that, I was praying for some kaopectate to reverse the effects. Look out!

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newscaster

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Wed Jun-30-04 12:45 PM
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9. Maybe...

You answered the question: Are you a man or a mouse? :9

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soothsayer

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Wed Jun-30-04 03:09 PM
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10. Could be the summer of George

(you seinfeld fans know)

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