Lessons learned from the movie "Halloween"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1). Don't go in the house

2). Don't leave the house

3). Stay the hell out of Illinois

4). Stay the hell out of Pasadena, CA (the "real" filming location of "Haddonfield")

5). Never do laundry

6). Never have sex

7). If you DO have sex (see #6 above), NEVER go into the kitchen for a snack afterward

8). The police will protect you from everyone except the psychotic demonic killer who has already wasted 80% of your friends

9). If the killer is gradually building a candle-lit shrine composed of the dead bodies of your best friends, don't rule out the possibility that the empty space on the left is being reserved for you

10). If the killer is your long-lost brother and the trail of dead bodies is leading up to your front door, hiding in the closet with a coat hanger for protection may not be enough

[mirandaod]

1. Do more reading. n/t

[Spinzonner]

2. 11. The Great Pumpkin is not going to show up and save you

so dont stay up all night waiting in the Pumpkin Patch

[johnnie]

4. That was funny

Thanks for the laugh.

[BlondieK143]

3. Gee, thanks for the pic.

I have stupid reoccuring dreams about that man. :scared: (For the love of God - don't ask!)

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. Ha ha! Good one thanks!

Since I've been doing planning months in advance for our ALL-LIBERAL Halloween party (including lots of research), this was a perfect fit!!

Anyone know if there's anywhere to get the sing-songy "__ More Days Til Halloween" song (that they played in the evil commercials anywhere? It's not on the H3-Season of the Witch soundtrack that I can tell.

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[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. umm, don't buy tickets to movies that are filled with

schlock like this?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. Sorry, I live for schlock.

I schlock around the clock.

In fact, if schlock be the food of life, then play on.



:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. Oh, well then

Carry on.