Screaming Lord Byron
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:16 AM
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Theories on the origins of spam. |
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Locquatia Volquez Frillibate Conjunction!!!!! - from my mailbox today. This message was e-mailed to my from the mysterious Centipede O. Masterworks. I have recieved several such messages from Mr (Ms?) Masterworks recently, some in the unsettling code as seen above, some offering me 'Dirty Bitechs on wbecam' or asking me 'CAN YOU HONESTLY HANDLE THIS INVESTMENT PROPOSAL' (note lack of question mark). My attempts to contact Mr (Mrs?) Masterworks have proved fruitless. What do these messages mean? Are they code for foreign spies determined to destroy our western culture? Are they desperate attempts by an alien civilization to make contact? Are they perhaps sexual come-ons from Liz Fraser of the Cocteau Twins? I don't know. However, I recieve so many messages from Mr (Dr?) Masterworks on so many varied and profound subjects, that I must crack this code. This information must be of great importance, and I have a feeling that if I can understand and deliver them, we may be able to consign to the dustbin of history another of man's greatest mysteries. Help me, DU, you're my only hope.
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:30 AM
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1. I can only commiserate, |
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and tell you that today I received two seperate offers, both very tempting: "Look up people's pasts!" and "Look at people's paste!" I don't know if it's a coincidence or what, but it sure was strange.
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Fenris
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:31 AM
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2. I have the information you requested. |
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:33 AM
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3. OK, I think we need to nominate that post for the front page. |
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Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 09:33 AM by Screaming Lord Byron
Genius, man.
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Fenris
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:33 AM
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:37 AM
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5. Doesn't look like they're doing the whole nom thing anymore, though. |
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Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 09:37 AM by Screaming Lord Byron
It's that or I'm too blind to see the button.
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Fenris
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:38 AM
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6. You have to nominate an ORIGINAL post |
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In which case, the above would have to be reposted as a seperate thread.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:41 AM
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7. OK People! Nominate this thread to get Fenris the respect and regard |
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he may someday deserve! :evilgrin:
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Fenris
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:42 AM
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8. Indeed, nominate this thread that two people seem overly concerned with. |
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:46 AM
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9. That's the beauty of the internet. |
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Otherwise us maniacs would be out on the street yelling at children. Do you want that on your conscience, DU? :evilgrin:
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Fenris
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:48 AM
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10. Nominate this thread or we will yell at your children. |
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And I don't think they want to hear about VIAGACOR.:evilgrin:
Hey, dolo's a mod. We should make her put this on the front page.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:50 AM
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12. Makes DU look great, doesn't it? |
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Two bored guys trading random non-sequiturs about pointless issues. That's gotta be front-page worthy!
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:52 AM
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14. It shows a sense of community and comraderie unseen on other sites. |
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Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 09:52 AM by Fenris
Or something like that. It may be two people laughing at what is essentially a penis joke. And there's nothing wrong with that.
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:54 AM
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15. hey no yelling at my kid you two! |
Screaming Lord Byron
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Wed Jul-07-04 10:06 AM
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17. Therefore, it is in your best interest to keep us occupied. |
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Wed Jul-07-04 01:44 PM
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18. ah the invasion is postponed |
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I was planning to occupy this location...
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Wed Jul-07-04 01:48 PM
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Wed Jul-07-04 01:56 PM
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20. no I want gold and precious jewels |
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Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 01:57 PM by tigereye
and all your intellectual capital, Lord Byron!
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Wed Jul-07-04 01:58 PM
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21. My intellectual capital is Bratislava. |
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Thu Jul-08-04 12:57 PM
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25. better than bratwurst |
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:48 AM
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11. I think these belong in the Spam Museum |
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Wed Jul-07-04 09:51 AM
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13. Hooray! SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM |
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Wed Jul-07-04 10:01 AM
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Thought you were a Scot, not a bloody Viking.
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Wed Jul-07-04 02:01 PM
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22. Gotta do something with the leftover pig parts |
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Oh, not that kind of spam.
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Wed Jul-07-04 02:26 PM
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23. ITU reports that 85% of e-mails are spam |
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Wed Jul-07-04 02:29 PM
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24. You looked... mission accomplished |
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Thats all it means. Nonsense subject lines are designed to make you look and defeat spam filters. Sorry humor impaired when it comes to spam here. I am a sysadmin. I know the damage it causes. I know the laws broken to send it.
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