I had the craziest cheneying dream last night....

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I was at a hotel. I was in my PJs and robe, watching tv. I hear a knock at the door. I open the door, and there is Bill Clinton, also in a robe, navy blue, presidential seal on it, red silk pajamas.
"Hey Mel." He says in his slow southern Drawl. "I got something to show you. Come with me."
So he takes my hand and leads me to the elevator. We go up to the penthouse. We get off the elevator, and go into this HUGE room.
"You're going to be so shocked. I just found this out an hour ago, when I was invited to breakfast." He rings a bell.
A butler opens the door. We walk around a corner, and there at a breakfast table sits Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush.
"Howdy Bill," Bush says. "You know Saddam."
"This is Melissa. She's a friend of mine. And no she's not an intern" I was laughing in my sleep.
So I have breakfast with these three men. Bush and Saddam are acting like old friends and Bill seems completely amused.
"You know you've just completely screwed yourself, Dubya." Bill starts.
And as soon as W starts to speak I stand up and just start FREAKING OUT on the man. I'm screaming and ranting and raving. I'm losing my mind.
I remember every little detail down to the food and what Bush's breath smelled like: alcohol, btw.
The whole time I'm reaming Bush, Bill and Saddam are rolling and telling him he's in huge trouble now.
Then I woke up.
God that was a great dream. Sorry this is so long. I just had to share.
Duckie

[billybob537]

1. Clinton was right

Bush has screwed himself.

[Fenris]

2. When you mentioned Clinton

I immediately thought this was going to be a sex dream.:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. LOL...no...

Although I do find him very charasmatic and sexy. He was so nice to me in that dream. I just remember him making fun of Bush and being so nice to me.
Duckie

[bigwillq]

4. Why did you edit your subject line?

I thought it was funny.:hi: