OMG! Guess what book just hit #1 bestseller?

[salinen]

"My Pet Goat"

[King Of Paperboys]

1. I'm not surprised.

It's quite compelling. SOme have been known to be unable to put it down, no matter what else may be happening.

[Ithuilwen]

2. LOL! nt

[asthmaticeog]

9. Brilliant! n/t

[MidwestTransplant]

3. I would pay a ton for a Bush autographed copy

[cheezus]

4. that's funny, but

i think it would actually be if it were available. well, maybe not #1, but I bet it's make the children's charts.

[CalebHayes]

5. LMFAO

thats great

[jjmalonejr]

6. Of course!

Lots of pictures and no big words.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. It's obviously a profound political scientific philosophical text

so much so that it captivated Mr. Bush for a full 7 minutes, as he contemplated its deeper meaning in the context of 911 and the tragic events befalling us on that day. This treatise is obviously an allegory in which George Bush realized that the "goat" symbolized terrorism coming into our "house", the United States, and the need to get rid of Saddam Hussein, the cause of terrorism in the world, according to "dad's" wishes:

"A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her goat in her house. She played with her goat in her yard.

But the goat did some things that made the girl's dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps.

One day, her dad said, 'that goat must go. He eats too many things'..."

[salinen]

8. Shakespearian in it's complexity

[DebJ]

10. "Leaves no child behind"

[Gothic Sponge]

11. I hope the author is not a repug!