Ken Lay: If the Punishment Really Fit the Crime

[boobooday]

It could be a major source of alternative energy! His rehabilitation could pay for itself!



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[tridim]

1. Naw, that's cruel and unusual..

Just let him rot it a jail cell with a roommate who got a life sentence for selling a few vials of crack.

[olddem43]

2. If the punishment fit -

He would have every cent of his and his family's assets confiscated and, after an appropriate jail term, would have any additional income garnisheed until everyone got back every dime.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. All of that, AND have to run the hamster wheel!

But yes, what you said - he should be left penniless and destitute, and have to pay back, at a minimum, every one of his employees for whom he said "Your 401(k) can only be in Enron stock" and who are now left with nothing.

I know that will also leave his wife homeless, but you know what? I don't care. She can go work at goddamn WalMart greeting spandex-wearing slackjawed troglodytes with unwashed hair and three out of control kids in a stroller for the rest of her life for minimum wage and no health care.*


* Please note: I am not saying all WalMart customers are like that. Just that, for the first time in her evil-gotten-lifestyle, the woman would be forced to endure such people, since they DO shop, at least on occasion, at WalMart.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Death by electrocution

and I'm not even a death penalty advocate but it seems fitting for him...even poetically just.

[DemoTex]

6. Oh, no! Enron was basically a gas transmision company.

Gas the fat bastard. Don't forget, T, that I used to work for Fat Bastard Kenny-boy Lay, pre-Enron. I hate the Mo-Fo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. How 'bout we just cornblast the mofo?

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. up his cornholio?

:evilgrin: *having a Beavis and Butthead moment*

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. hu huh uh huh hu

you said "hole"

[DemoTex]

11. Send him over! At least let me blast his skin off.

I've got the corn medium, the blaster, and the air compressor.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Yeah but he manipulated electricity here...how about both?

:D and send me your new number...I got lotsa free long distance now and need to add it to my new phone...I miss your charming voice ;)

[Deja Q]

5. Why does Ken Lay look like a big twinkie with legs?

And I won't even ask about the cream filling... :puke: