Why Does forrest Carry Around Such HUGE Gonads? --- What's In There?

ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-08-04 05:35 AM
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Why Does forrest Carry Around Such HUGE Gonads? --- What's In There?

Edited on Thu Jul-08-04 05:35 AM by ForrestGump

Thought that, given my ill-advised "why do women have attitude" parody-only-intended-for-entertainment-please-don't-kill-or-otherwise-alter-me posting, I should even the score by posting a male equivalent. :D

I am nothing if not even-handed in these things, as an enlightened New Age male. Wait a minute, I think that was a double-negative...but I'm too tired to say for sure.

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muriel_volestrangler

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Thu Jul-08-04 05:48 AM
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1. Is this you, Forrest?

"Buster Gonad and His Unfeasibly Large Testicles"

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rfranklin

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Thu Jul-08-04 05:56 AM
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2. Could be elephantiasis...

http://images.google.com/images?q=elephantiasis&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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supernova

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Thu Jul-08-04 05:58 AM
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3. Hot Air

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SarahB

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Thu Jul-08-04 08:42 AM
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4. I think Forrest stayed up too late again last night.

Edited on Thu Jul-08-04 08:43 AM by SarahBelle

I see sleep-deprived ramblings here. :D (I know because I have done it so well here myself at times.)

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Jul-08-04 09:27 AM
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5. Dunno. I think we need an expert opinion.... DOLO!?!

what the hell is in there?

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