What's the correct response to"I want someone to take me to the Hospital"?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

The correct response gets the 1st annual "I spend way too much time on the internet but I have a great sense of humor which makes up for it" award.

[Bertha Venation]

1. I must have a lousy sense of humor, because my immediate response

to someone asking that question would be to take them to the hospital. :shrug:

[King Of Paperboys]

2. The correct response:

"OK, get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!"

[amber dog democrat]

3. How soon will you be ready to go?

What other response could there be?

[Misunderestimator]

4. Correct response: Where's the Hospital?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Here's a quarter - call someone who cares!

*note* I would never, ever say this to anyone really needing to go to the hospital. Seriously.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Ah- your answers are all valid but I'm looking for something very specific

Someone here may know.

If not I'll let everyone in after a while.

Randomkoolzip is disqualified

[Deb]

7. "Dr. have you been drinking again?"

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. A hint - think Public Service Announcement gone awry

Hmmmmm

[Misunderestimator]

9. I win: "You sure 'bout that"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. ********************************DING DING DING DING*******************

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Nice Catch Blanco Niño - too bad your ass got ssssssssssssaaaaaaccccckkkkkeeeeeed!!!


Congrats!

[Misunderestimator]

14. WOOOHOOOO!

And I definitely spend too much time on the internet! Thank you so much for this monumentous award! :toast:

[teach1st]

10. You sho bout dat?

[teach1st]

11. Dang! Too slow with the mouse!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Now - check out this movie to see what I'm on about!

Hee hee - I'm a sucker for silly humor!

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA02_small.mpg

[billybob537]

15. It's always about you, isn't it.

take ME to the hospital
Help ME.
Put Me out I'm on fire.