Couple Have Car Sex While Driving Fast - Crash

[matcom]

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VINELAND -- A half-naked city man apparently was driving his car while having sex with a passenger when the vehicle slammed into a utility pole, according to police.

Both occupants were hospitalized after the crash, which occurred around 9:30 p.m. Monday on East Oak Road about 400 feet east of the Boulevard.

The victims -- Carl Nunez, 18, of Plum Street and passenger Nicole Dougherty, 18, of North Maple Drive -- were unconscious when authorities arrived at the scene and neither was wearing a seat belt, police said.

Dougherty was lying on the ground next to the open driver's door of the 1989 Mitsubishi, police said. Her underwear was on the passenger seat and some of her hair was embedded in the dented windshield's broken glass, police said.

Nunez was naked from the waist down with his underwear below his knees, according to a police report.

http://www.thedailyjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040708/NEWS01/407080305/1002

[GOPisEvil]

1. What is it with half-naked drivers today?

And jeeez...pull over and stop before getting busy in the car. Sheesh!

[Wapsie B]

2. Word to the wise,

while having sex in a car, let someone else drive. I did.

:evilgrin:

[taxidriver]

4. eh, i'd say a better word to the wise would be

if you wanna drive, just get roadhead instead of sex.

lol.

[DS1]

3. Forensics officers using a new matrix of skid mark length and

erectile bite mark depth estimated a pre-collision speed of 48 mph.

[GOPisEvil]

7. I always think of "The World According to Garp" and Lithgow...

...at times like these.

"I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...."

[Spinzonner]

5. Well, they did save the medical personnel

some of the trouble of removong their clothes.

[Loonman]

6. "she bit it clean off"

Although they weren't doing that, I guess.

[Misunderestimator]

8. I'd better trade in my stick-shift for an automatic...

to minimize the risk... :bounce:

[DS1]

9. Gives a new meaning to skid marks in the undies, I suppose

:evilgrin:

[Spinzonner]

10. Why are these people having sex in a moving vehicle

when they should be doing it up on a stage in front of thousands of people ?

Oops, wrong thread ...

[zbdent]

11. Did he die of blood loss, and she of choking? (quoting the old urban myth

(not bothering to read the article; I believe that it probably has them in the hospital and alive)

[johnnie]

12. "and neither was wearing a seat belt, police said."

No seat belt? What were they thinking?
This is just too messed up. I have to laugh at this story.