sniffa
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Thu Jul-08-04 11:49 AM
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after eating over haLf of my Lunch i found a dead bug in it. i think i'm gonna be sick.
ask me anything
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Thu Jul-08-04 11:52 AM
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1. What sort of bug was it? |
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Some are regarded as delicacies in parts of the world.
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Thu Jul-08-04 11:59 AM
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a fruit fLy probabLy - but a weLL fed one.
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Thu Jul-08-04 12:04 PM
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7. A little harmless drosophola? |
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anyone up for some electron microscopy?
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:23 PM
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12. A fly! Maybe the cook used to be a tailor. |
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Now that's a twist. Usually the pickle is in the fly. Sorry. It had to be said.
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Thu Jul-08-04 11:54 AM
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2. I once found a huge cockroach (at least an inch and half long) under an... |
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omelette I was eating, after having eaten half. I very nearly threw up. Thank god the roach was whole. :puke:
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Thu Jul-08-04 11:54 AM
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3. what were you eating, and where did you get it? |
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my condolences
once I got eggs at the cafeteria at college . . . there was a bee in them . . . the cook said, "Oh, I'm so glad it happened to you!" (ostensibly because he knew I'd be nice about it)
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Thu Jul-08-04 12:02 PM
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5. it was embedded in my pickLe |
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that sounds funny. i usuaLLy go to a corner store that makes great (and more importantLy, cheap) sandwiches for Lunch. they give you a 1/4 pickLe with you sandwich.
i was chomping away on the pickLe and noticed a 'speck' that didn't Look Like a crumb or potato chip and such.. and as i Looked at i thought i saw a wing sticking out of the pickLe. so i dug the rest of it out of my pickLe.
i ate some more of my sandwich but i'm now i'm just sitting here staring at it. i guess i'LL throw it out.
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Thu Jul-08-04 12:05 PM
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8. Well the pickling process may have made it safe |
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Thu Jul-08-04 12:03 PM
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You never know where they have been.
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:18 PM
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9. 20/20 had a show on one time about maggots |
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Food manufacturers are allowed to leave in so many maggots/bug eggs and bugs in their food processing.
I remember mushrooms in a can had the most maggots out of all of the food processing :puke:. I don't buy mushrooms in a can any longer after watching 20/20.
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:19 PM
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10. Well, if he was dead, he didn't eat much |
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:22 PM
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11. i think he went maLon brando styLe |
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:26 PM
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14. He got pickled before dying |
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The fly got drunk off of vinegar which is a form of fermented wine.
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:24 PM
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13. My cats eat those all the time |
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Thu Jul-08-04 02:12 PM
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What a combo. Thats why Abbott's so fat.
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Thu Jul-08-04 02:17 PM
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23. Abbott just eats cat foods. Evita is the one that'll kill anything that |
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:26 PM
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15. Listening bug or squooshy bug? |
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:26 PM
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I was eating at a restaurant and while eating my spinach salad I found a little green worm walking across a leaf of spinach. I just pulled the little bugger out of my salad and threw him on the ground. I didn't die. A little bug won't kill ya.
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:47 PM
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one day my better haLf and i went out to breakfast. i got the fuLL pLate (eggs, 16 kinds of pork, fries toast, etc) and ms. sniffa got an engLish muffin.
she asked for jeLLy and got a packet (the kind they usuaLLy give you in a restaurant). she opened it and began spreading it on her muffin and she noticed the jeLLy moving. sure enough there were a few worms in the jeLLy.
so she gave a haLf-assed shreek which the waitresses ignored. when our waitress came over and saw her moving jeLLy, she apoLogized... and they proceeded to scrape the jeLLy off the muffin (into a napkin or cLoth) and handed her another packet.
mmmmmm
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Thu Jul-08-04 01:31 PM
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17. He dropped dead from doing the backstroke. |
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Thu Jul-08-04 02:10 PM
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Or everybody will want one.
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Thu Jul-08-04 02:12 PM
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21. Did you find the whole bug or just half of it? |
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Thu Jul-08-04 02:20 PM
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it was missing 1 wing. hopefuLLy that's aLL.
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Thu Jul-08-04 02:38 PM
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25. sounds liked an economic opportunity |
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Have you read or seen Striptease?
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