ElsewheresDaughter
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Thu Jul-08-04 03:11 PM
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Edited on Thu Jul-08-04 03:12 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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Bertha Venation
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Thu Jul-08-04 03:13 PM
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1. Okay. I need to take a serious chill pill. |
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My first reaction to your thread title was "I'm not a girl! I'm a woman!"
Then I realized you probably weren't talking about ME.
Then I realized your post was about a G R I L L -- not a g i r l .
Never mind. :blush:
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