Rove Calendar found on park bench near White House

[RobertSeattle]

:evilgrin:

Dem Convention - Boston - July 26-29
Might be a "nice" time to kill/capture an Al Qaeda leader or two (Be sure to leave some available for late October)

2004 Olympics - Aug 13 - 29
If major terrorist event, say shows desperation of terrorists. If not major terrorist event, say how great Bush's leadership has been since 9/11. If US Olympic team sucks, blame it on Bill Clinton.

Republican Convention - NYC - Aug 30-Sept 2
Need to continue to intertwine 9/11 and Saddam in every speech. Need plenty of actors dressed as fireman. Can we hire the same bunch of black people we hired in Philadelphia in 2000?

First presidential debate: Thursday, September 30
Need to drastically lower expectations of Bush performance in days prior - contact the usual helpers - Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, etc.

Vice presidential debate: Tuesday, October 5
Have the Cardiologist available - may need to cancel at "last moment" due to health issues.

Second presidential debate: Friday, October 8
Depending on poll data, Bush may need to come down with an illness or something presidential to attend to

Third presidential debate: Wednesday, October 13
Code Red?

Election Day November 2
Martial Law? Have Supreme Court standing by to nullify election?

Inauguration Day 2005 - 1/20/2005
If we Bush loses, need to have large shredding machines available. Blanket pardons for entire White House staff? Need to remove "K" keys from every keyboard in White House. Start writing book about how Bush ignored my advice that would have helped him win re-election.


Feel free to add your own entries...

[LibertyorDeath]

1. This would be even funnier

If it weren't so close to the Truth :)

[Submariner]

2. February 1, 2005 - My prediction

After all his miserable failings, Bush is at his ranch contemplating his legacy that has ended up in the trash heap of history. This morning, this CNN video was taken of the former preznut sitting on the ground leaning up against the tire of his pickup truck guzzling a quart of Jim Beam. This video was cut short when our camera team was chased away by the secret service. Film at eleven!

[jimshoes]

3. I love the part about the shredding machines.....

cause they will be working overtime when the texas twit loses.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. So, the real question is

can he pardon himself?

[underpants]

5. 15th of every month-get new batteries

:evilgrin:

Very funny Robert