Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

[trof]

You say "ee-ther" and I say "I-ther"
You say "nee-ther" I say "ni-ther"
"Ee-ther" "i-ther", "nee-ther" "ni-ther"
Let's call the whole thing off

You say "potato," I say "patattah"
You say "tomato", I say " tomahta"
Oh, let's call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and oh
If we ever part, that would break my heart

So, I say "urster" you say "oyster"
I'm not gonna stop eatin' ursters just cause you say oyster,
Oh, let's call the whole thing off

Oh, I say "pah-jamas", you say "pye-jamas"
Sugar, what's the problem?
Oh, for we know we need each other so
We'd better call the calling off off

So let's call it off, oh let's call it off
Oh, let's call it off, baby let's call it off
Sugar why don't we call it off,
I'm talking baby why call it off
Call it off¡­
Let's call the whole thing off

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I'll take Ella's version thanks

[trof]

2. Yeah.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. OK is it time for Cole Porter yet?

[trof]

4. Would you like to go steady?

Or as we used to say "I think I'm in like".
See his bio on A&E the other night?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. No darn I missed it

I think I was busy whipping up some racy Cole Porter sentiments with someone on the phone...It's Too Darn HOT! :D

[trof]

6. We're havin' a heat wave,

a tropical heat wave.
Was that Cole? Think it was.