Whitehouse.org on Cheney / Edwards...I doubt The Onion could top this

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/070704.asp

"Transcript of Vice President Cheney's civil, dignified phone call to congratulate Senator John Edwards on his selection to the Democratic Ticket"



(DIALING TONES)
(PHONE RINGING)

SENATOR EDWARDS: Hello?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Congratulations.

SENATOR EDWARDS: Mr. Vice President? Is that you?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Yeah.

SENATOR EDWARDS: Thank you, sir! And may I say how much I'm looking forward to an honorable campaign in which all Americans can take pride in–

(CLICK]

THE VICE PRESIDENT: (Mumbling) Fu**ing (unintelligible) Breck Girl c**t (unintelligible) pretty boy as**ole (unintelligible) s**t (unintelligible) fu**er (unintelligible) (unintelligible) (unintelligible)

(END TRANSCRIPT)

[Lithos]

1. That is too much

Excellent!

I needed the laugh.

[Fenris]

2. No one can top whitehouse.org

Their satire pieces are not as subtle as the Onion, and I like that. It has less to do with smartness or wit and more to do with incredibly brilliant strings of obscenities and vulgar language.

[olddem43]

3. Good Post. - But Cheney is more articulate than that -

Must have been a bad connection because he is very proud to "express himself forcefully" He gives a new meaning to "vice" president.