I am REALLY drunk: ask me anything.

[Tyler Durden]

Took me a full minute to type this though.

[Renew Deal]

1. What's the first rule of Fight Club?

[Tyler Durden]

5. you don't talk about FIGHT CLUB.

GAWD I love that movie.

just saw new dvd of THIEF and THE FRENCH CONNECTION while getting smashed.

Jesus typing is a bitch.

[sundog]

what r u drinking & how much?

--[

[Tyler Durden]

8. Black Russians.

adult sodie pop.

3 so far. passout is near.

[physioex]

2. Is it true that less desirable woman in normal..

Circumstances suddenly look desirable?

[Tyler Durden]

6. Dunno. Been a long time...

...since I was in this condition and looking.

The wife always looks fuckable to me.

Did I say that?

[Skittles]

3. I SHOULD KICK YOUR DRUNKEN ASS

Thursday, Tyler? Are you on vacation? :o

[Tyler Durden]

10. workin on my fuckin house.

gettin it sellable so i can take my boys to canada before some asshole DRAFTS them.

Going to Canada tomorrow to hang out on the beach; great hangover cure.

[mzmolly]

4. How many fingers am I holding up?

;)

[Tyler Durden]

16. two, no three.....

EYAAAHHHH!!!

for all you "HOLY GRAIL" people. I really need another drink if i can still free associate that well.

[thatgemguy]

7. Are you going to...

vomit on yourself before the night is over?
:puke:

[Tyler Durden]

11. ain't done that in half a decade.

I'm drunk, not sick.

[sundog]

9. got the spins yet?

--

[Tyler Durden]

13. nope don't get them either.

just feel sort of happy wiht humanity, except fucking bush of course.

there isn't enough vodka in the world.

[DS1]

12. What's the occasion?

I've met you, you don't seem like the type to get drunk and post here.

'course, I could be fulla shit! :hi:

[Tyler Durden]

14. Shit, why not?

don't have to work tomorrow, 3 days closer to selling this shitbag house, carpenter in canada is optomistic

fuck if i can type like this i need another drick!

[DS1]

18. Right on brother!

Congrats on selling the shitbag house!

[Tyler Durden]

21. damn right fuckin money hole.

designing the new one myself bu tnot while drunk thank you.

[DS1]

26. Nice!

I wish I could design my own house! It would probably look a lot like DemoTex's! That's a sweet house!

Anyway, enjoy the night, friend :toast: :beer:

[Rowdyboy]

20. If you can tpye this well, you need another drick

One more blakc rusian for the gennleman...

[Tyler Durden]

22. I call em black russian bascket ball players.

4ox vodka 2 oz kalua

Try three and try to type.

[Tyler Durden]

23. thats cause they're TALL by the way.

[Rowdyboy]

25. Oooooh! That's a mean mixture!

I pity your head tomorrow. Sounds like a mean morning after experience (and I've been there a few times!). I'll try to have a sympathy headache for you...Sleep well...

[belladonna]

15. Do you think Teddy_Salad is hot?

Well, do ya? :P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1375603

[Tyler Durden]

17. ain't got the hormones for that.

thought i would walk through fire to get next to Edwards' daughter if i was 30 years younger.

[Tyler Durden]

19. Well time to pass out. last chance...?

... to talk to a drunk guy.

[Tyler Durden]

24. well night night kiddies.

i have made enough of an ass of myself (earlier and now) so I will pass out now.

have one on me, but I'd prefer pot given the choice.