Cool, Samantha Bee is a Syrup sucking moose fucker! (Canadian)

[HEyHEY]

Didn't know that, always dug her bits though.

It must be such a cool job to work for the daily show.

[lazarus]

1. reminds me of an old song I learned once

Probably not as much fun without the melody, but:

Moose, moose, I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose.

I've had lots of lovers,
My life's been quite loose.

But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

[Interrobang]

19. Heh... I know that song! (Several versions of it, in fact!)

When I was a young lass, I used to like boys
I'd fondle their bodies and play with their toys
But my boyfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce
You'd never get treated that way by a moose!

or, conversely

When I was a young lad, I used to like girls
I'd fondle their bodies and play with their curls
But my girlfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce
You'd never get treated that way by a moose!

:)

[lazarus]

20. Ah ha!

The lost verses! I had forgotten them, thank you so much for the reminder!

Where did you learn the song? I learned it years ago in Texas, in the SCA.

[Syrinx]

2. one of their "reporters" once gave a pig a handjob on the show

I think it was Beth Littleford. I was surprised they got away with that.

[HEyHEY]

3. She didn't last long, I wondered what happend

[Syrinx]

4. Actually, I think it was because Kilborn was a sexist jerk

This was a long time ago, relatively speaking.

[lazarus]

6. she stayed for a season of Jon, though

So CK may not have chased her off.

Most of their correspondents use the show as a platform to a writing/performing job on network, which is much bigger money.

[Syrinx]

12. hmm, didn't remember that

I watched a few episodes of Beth's latest show, Method and Red. The first episode was funny. But the next two sucked. So I quit watching, even though I think she's funny. Kinda cute too.

[lazarus]

5. actually

she lasted for four seasons, which is pretty good for TDS.

Colbert is the only one to outlast her; he's been there since season 2.

[HEyHEY]

7. Really four season?

How did I not notice that?

[lazarus]

8. maybe

because it was the first four seasons?

I know I didn't watch (no cable) until after the switch, so I just caught the last half of her last season.

[HEyHEY]

9. I had cable - but back in those days she was only on Comedy NEt

Which I didn't get

[coloradodem2005]

10. I thought that she was still there.

She did a lot of bits for the show.

[Paragon]

11. I'd moose her.

:spank:

[Angelus]

13. Sexist!

:eyes:

[HEyHEY]

14. Okay - I demand a link!

There is a lot of jokes about that today..what happened?

[Angelus]

15. Look around in GD at page 5 or 6...

at all those locked threads.

[Paragon]

16. Actually, this time I can actually vouch for her character

Her intelligence and sense of humor make her that much sexier. :loveya:

[Syrinx]

17. unless I missed something, I don't know what the fuss was about

What's so bad about saying someone looks good? :shrug:

[Angelus]

18. I have no idea...

there was a big fuss about that tonight. Highly annoying.

[mikehiggins]

21. Jon IS the Daily Show

I watched it when Kilborn was the host and it sucked.

Sucked, sucked, sucked, sucked, sucked.

Best thing that ever happened to DS was his leaving. Stewart is funny, sharp, clever, and knows when to let the others shine. Kilborn always had to have the spotlight on him to the detriment of the cast and the show.

The Tucker Carlson of faux news shows.

And last nights interview with Christina Applegate was one of the funniest, warmest talks between two entertainers I've seen in years.

I just love the Daily Show.