Once again, my bad luck with cars strikes! (BB Gun this time)

[bbernardini]

Doorbell rang at 7 this morning. I was up anyway, luckily. A nice police officer informed me that some asshat had shot at a bunch of cars with a BB gun, including my two-week old Kia Sedona.

At the risk of sounding un-liberal, would execution be too extreme in this case?

[Spinzonner]

1. Too mild

Hang, Draw and Quarter, followed by 100 noogies

[Loonman]

2. I used to work with a guy we called "Big John"

He was 6'7" and 280lbs. Once when he was walking home from work, some punk kid waiting at a red traffic light shot him with a paintball.

Big John went over to the car. Punched the window out, punched the kid, took the paintball pistol and tossed it down a storm drain.

The kid didn't even file a police report. Funny, that.

[bbernardini]

3. ARGH! Can't get it repaired until Monday!

On the bright side, they come out to the house to do it. I guess I'll tape it up and put it in the garage until then.

I changed my mind on the execution. Instead, I want the culprits to lick my garage floor clean.