I wish I had a hairy ass - Democratic Underground

dolo amber

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:45 AM
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I wish I had a hairy ass

It would so help with yelling "Kiss my hairy ass!!"...

As it is, it lacks conviction. :(

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Fenris

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:46 AM
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1. Well that's...something.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:47 AM
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2. It is both a blessing and a curse, D.

:hi:

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supernova

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:48 AM
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3. I got cher hairy ass

right here!

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:48 AM
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4. Shiny works as a replacement for hairy n/t

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dolo amber

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:52 AM
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12. Shiny is good

But then I'd have to wish I had a metal ass as well... (ala Bender). :D

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cheezus

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:48 AM
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5. might i suggest "pasty white" in place of hairy?

unless that doesn't wory either...

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Beware the Beast Man

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:49 AM
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6. You can use mine

Or i'm sure you can order a butt toupee online somewhere.

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Screaming Lord Byron

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:49 AM
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8. Like a butt-merkin, perhaps?

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Beware the Beast Man

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:50 AM
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9. Ay yi yi

It's going to be a busy day for the moderators, isn't it? :)

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ronnykmarshall

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:49 AM
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7. Here's one for ya!

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peekaloo

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:50 AM
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10. maybe an arse toupee?

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SOteric

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:51 AM
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11. I'm still fond of inviting folks to kiss my "boney little ass"

Plenty of adjectives where that came from. A guy I work with likes "kiss my aging, flabby ass."

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Fri Jul-09-04 11:54 AM
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13. Never underestimate the power of the word flatulent

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