PINK EYE..... OH DEAR GOD..... PINK EYE!

[liberalitch]

I'm teaching summer school.... oh,well I guess you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Not conjunctivitis!!!!!

And, just what are you saying about those little angels you're teaching this summer? ;-)

[liberalitch]

5. I'm saying.....

one of the cock roaches (who I love dearly,... of course), gave me pink eye.... it's going around.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Damn you, Scott Baio!

Damn you space aliens!

[Cush]

9. But Cartman, you do have Pink Eye!

"Ah, son of a bitch!"

[liberalitch]

12. we'll still let ya in to see the passion

but, you must keep your hands to yourself.

[Pithlet]

16. Another tragic victim

[billybob537]

3. A minor inflamation

of the eye lids caused by swimming in ponds or rivers.

[TX-RAT]

4. I can fix that.

Just like my cows. Put them in the squeeze chute and give I'm some ointment and a good dusting. No problem I'll pencil you in for Sunday.

[liberalitch]

6. Ya gotta do, what ya gotta do....

I have eye drops, ointment and a twelve pack.

[TX-RAT]

10. and a twelve pack.

What a concept, just get them drunk first. I like it.

[liberalitch]

13. Hopefully none of them get surly....

I know I do!

[TX-RAT]

14. Thats what the squeeze chutes for.

Them surly females will hurt ya. Especially when they get liquored up.

[prolesunited]

7. I'm just getting over that

Caused by a sinus infection, though, and not rugrats.

I got antibiotics instead of drops because of the underlying sinus infection and it's clearing it right up.

Can you get in to see a doctor or do you have some stuff laying around?

[liberalitch]

11. yea, the doctor gave...

me the drops and the ointment.
I like my doctor (Dr. Rahje).... He looks and sounds like Apu.
"oh, I can see that your eyes look very bad, (tsk,tsk) very bad indeed."

[Cush]

8. I've had it twice

last time was back in 1989/90. It's such a pain in the ass

[chiburb]

15. Did I ever tell the story of why I press elevator buttons with...

My knuckles?

One day I'm approaching the bank (of elevators) and I see a woman in front of me rubbing her eye furiously. She's standing in front of the call buttons and STILL rubbing her eye with her fingers. She then pushes the "up" button WITH THE SAME FINGER and says to me, "I have conjunctivitis". Um, I THINK THAT IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS you socially bulletproof moran!

So to this day, I NEVER push buttons with my fingers... you never know who or what pushed them before you!

[jobycom]

17. Helluva an artist, so sad

Or was that Left Eye?

[liberalitch]

18. Oh, emily!