Cheney calls Edwards transcript

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For Immediate Release - Office of the Press Secretary - July 7, 2004 - 9:17 A.M. (EST)
TRANSCRIPT OF VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY'S CIVIL, DIGNIFIED PHONE CALL TO CONGRATULATE SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS ON HIS SELECTION TO THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET
Official White House Transcript






SENATOR EDWARDS: Hello?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Good morning. I'm calling from the National Association of Homo-Looking Ambulance Chasers. Would you be interested in a complementary subscription to the Sissies With Big Zitty Boils on Their Upper Lips Digest?

SENATOR EDWARDS: I'm afraid not. But thank you very much for the kind offer, and have a great day!



THE VICE PRESIDENT:




SENATOR EDWARDS: Hello? John Edwards speaking.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Hello? This is Mrs. Bertha McGillicuddy calling on behalf of the North Carolina Obese Ugly Democrat Wives Club. May I please speak with anyone to whom you're married who might be confused with Tipper Gore's slightly younger, yet even more fat-assed clone?

SENATOR EDWARDS: Sorry, I can't help you there, ma'am. Good luck finding your party though!



THE VICE PRESIDENT:




SENATOR EDWARDS: Hello? Senator Edwards here.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Yo. Mutherfucking Dan Quayle? What up, bitch?

SENATOR EDWARDS: Dan Quayle? I'm afraid you've reached the wrong number.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Fuck that! Senator Pretty Boy, right? Spell potato for baby-daddy, cracka!

SENATOR EDWARDS: Sorry. I have to go now.



THE VICE PRESIDENT:

THE VICE PRESIDENT:




SENATOR EDWARDS: Hello?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Congratulations.

SENATOR EDWARDS: Mr. Vice President? Is that you?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Yeah.

SENATOR EDWARDS: Thank you, sir! May I say, first, that I have Caller ID, and second, that I'm looking forward to an honorable campaign in which all Americans can take pride in–




THE VICE PRESIDENT: Fucking Breck Girl cunt pretty boy asshole shit fucker



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