Brilliant Careers: That guy that played the dad on that 80's sitcom

[sus]

Let's hear it for Jill Whelan, people. Seriously. Come aboard.

and Scott Baio. HELLOooo! GENIUS in the house!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Can I get an amen for Charlotte Rae?!

[sus]

3. two words: don't squeeze the Charmin!!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Polly Holliday anyone? KISS MY GRITS!!!

[pagerbear]

17. Charlotte Rae was on TV when you were in diapers, mister!

Here is a list of her credits.



Here she is in Car 54 Where Are You?

[sus]

2. I've said it before and I'll say it again:Tom Wopat is a modern day Brando

[GOPisEvil]

6. Tom Wopat and John Schneider = Robert Redford and Paul Newman

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. I had a crush on Jill Whelan.

I had a crush on Lauren Tewes, too. :scared:

[LynneSin]

5. What are you doing home and awake?

And are we going to Baltimore tomorrow evening?

[sus]

7. i'm home entertaining myself because no one else will and NO i am not

going to baltimore because it is my mother's birthday and we must wine and dine her. either that or torture her for a few hours. they're actually the same thing, really...

[LynneSin]

10. Evita is on my lap entertaining me

:D

[sus]

12. no SEX THREADS!

:)

[LynneSin]

15. My cats saw the NYPost Headlines and want me to vote Republican

[sus]

19. and with that, Lynne hijacked yet ANOTHER thread with cat talk..stay tuned

for next week's episode when sus sneaks into Lynne's house and dresses Abbott and Evita up like The Captain and Tenille. oh the HORROR!

[LynneSin]

20. Watch it: I'll dress Jack & Stella up like Sonny and Cher

:eyes:

[sus]

25. been there, done that, costumes are at the cleaners.

NEXT!

[LynneSin]

27. Then I'll dress your cats up as Abbott & Evita

You'll be confused wondering how my cats invaded your home and chased away your cats

[sus]

9. all the people who never made it to the stage on The Price is Right.

Where are they now?

In Beverly Hills, MOCKING us while they sip their martini's dry.

[GOPisEvil]

11. The cast of "Cop Rock"

[GOPisEvil]

13. Gavin McLeod...AND his shorts!

[Philostopher]

14. Props to Murray Langston!

The Unknown Comic! Prophetic name, wasn't it?

[sus]

16. that little cartoon guy from those commercials they play in between

Schoolhouse Rock and whatever afterschool special was playing.

you know, he had the top hat and a cane and he was all, "make yourself a SNACK, kids!"

Brilliant. that guy had VISION. who knew you could make a delicious treat by freezing Koolaid in ice trays??

he molded MY young life. fer sure...

[Fenris]

18. Max Wright

Ya know, Willy...

[GOPisEvil]

21. ERIN FREAKING MORAN!!!

[sus]

22. can i just say one thing? Joannie didn't REALLY love Chachi..but that girl

can ACT! Let's hear it for Erin Moran!!

[GOPisEvil]

23. OK...that was spooky!

:D See above!

[sus]

26. stop doing that! where's my tinfoil hat?

you are FREAKING me out.

[GOPisEvil]

28. Me? I posted first!

It's YOU! :tinfoilhat:

[sus]

32. yes but my post was clearly more detailed and goal-oriented. yours was

merely ALL CAPS.

now i am never one to criticize another's post, but MINE was SO MUCH better, hence the extra seconds it took to post it.

[GOPisEvil]

33. I was struck by Ms. Moran's genius...I had to blurt it out.

Hey! I think I just saw the ghost of Rod Serling...nah...

[sus]

38. I understand. I was once struck by the genius of Don Knotts.

and I have the scars to prove it.

[GOPisEvil]

41. Man...you...are a survivor!

[Fenris]

24. "Chachi" is Korean for "penis"

That must have been one highly rated show in Seoul.

[sus]

29. speaking of Korean penii, Pat Morita was like a chameleon.

[GOPisEvil]

30. A-ha! Pat Morita is Japanese!

[sus]

34. blasphemer! i guess NEXT you're going to tell me that Carrol O'Connor was

not a native Sioux. That man had the blood of a Chief coursing through his clogged arteries!

[Fenris]

36. Carol O'Connor was a brilliant Iroquois actress

(Wrong on several points, but I don't care)

[GOPisEvil]

37. Hey! I hear the pope...isn't Italian....

Seriously.

[Fenris]

31. I heard he was like a grasshopper.

[sus]

35. ah well..you have much to learn.

now sit here and balance my checkbook for me.

it is the winged insect way...

[Zomby Woof]

39. David once confessed

That back in the 80's he used to tie a bandana around his leg like Scott Baio did in "Joanie Loves Chachi".

[sus]

43. David who? Hasselhoff? speaking of brilliant careers! he wrote the BOOK!

[Zomby Woof]

45. The one, the only

GOPisEvil David!

I am Hasselhoff... ask GOPisEvil to produce the pic!

He is Gary Coleman, and THAT is pure TV sitcom genius.

[GOPisEvil]

46. I'm on my laptop...I don't have it bookmarked.

[sus]

47. ZombyWoof, i am mad at you. in order to exorcise these feelings of intense

hatred, i am going to channel that negative energy into a new sitcom.

i'll call it "An American ZombyWoof in Duluth" and Burl Ives' rotting corpse will play ZombyWoof and Ivana Trump will play his love interest. His children will be played by several oompa-loompa's.

you're welcome in advance for all of the star exposure you're going to get.

[Zomby Woof]

53. Oompa Loompas!!!

SWEEEEET! :D Keep hating!!

[sus]

54. okay. obviously you are drawing from the 1983 season of "Soap" to use

reverse psychology on me.

well, you didn't count on my detailed knowledge of "TJ Hooker," DID you..nooo...

CHECK. MATE!

[GOPisEvil]

44. I did not own a pair of parachute pants!

Now, a Members Only jacket....guilty!

[sus]

48. so...are you like the only member?

OOHH! BURN!

didn't see that one comin', didja.

well maybe if you'd spent your entire childhood watching "Good Times" and "The Partridge Family," you TOO could posses this razor-like wit.

[GOPisEvil]

49. Dammit! foiled by Diff'rent Strokes - again!

[sus]

50. "The Facts of Life" is a cruel, cruel mistress.

[GOPisEvil]

52. Let's not get started on "Square Pegs"...

[sus]

40. I am waiting for the inevitable comeback of Joyce DeWitt. aaaany day now..

[GOPisEvil]

42. OK...this is truly frightening!

I was trying to remember her name before I posted the Erin Moran post.

:scared:

[sus]

51. and then there's Maude...

Question: Bea Arthur. in a blue plaid polyester pantsuit.

What's not to love???