Doggie farts.

[No2W2004]

I hate it when Barkley farts and THE FUCKING STENCH IS UNBEARABLE!!!!

:puke:

95 percent of the time, I'll never know when he does it and I won't smell anything, but that 5 percent when I do makes up for it!!!!

[sasquatch]

1. When my tomcat Harlan was a kitten he'd fart all the time

And cat farts are the worst, they damn near take you out with that stench. After he was castrated though he stopped farting:)

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Our Schnauzer is too dignified

However, the Sealyham Terrier is another story, yikes.

[Kali]

3. is that Barkly

he kinda looks like he might have some rank farts, but I must agree cat farts are probably the worst.

However we are owned by a blue and gold macaw that has a somewhat esoteric diet and I remember camping in a closed up jeep with him one time .... that was quite unbeleivable. Yes, macaw farts - whew...

[No2W2004]

4. Yep, little dog, big gas I guess....

I don't know....just every once in a while, he cuts farts that smell like an open sewer or something......like raw methane. YUK!!

[Solly Mack]

5. My husband will tell our pooch to "go fart on mommy"

and the little shit will.

He saddles up next to me...cuts one..and then slinks back to his father. I ask "what's that smell?" and they both look at me like I did it.

[No2W2004]

6. My kids play that game in reverse,

They will go by Barkley, fart, then blame the dog.

My kids are at the stage where they are preoccupied by seeing what new noises they can make with their bodies..

[Solly Mack]

7. I'm the "butt" of jokes for my husband and his many pets

even the cats side with him :)