I've been diagnosed as being clinically insane

[salinen]

Woo Hoo! That means I will be hired to do a 15 hour a week radio talk show.

[UrbScotty]

1. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

[salinen]

3. I can't wait to interview Newt

We hardly ever hear his wisdom.

[indigobusiness]

2. And possibly a career in politics

maybe the Presidency is in your future. Congratulations.

[salinen]

5. I can read cue cards

That possibly makes me overqualified.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Wow...I've always wanted to meet a real live bloviating gasbag!

:hi:

[salinen]

6. Sorry NSMA

I will only take calls from fans.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. *pouty lips* HEY MAN! I AM THE ONLY POSTER THAT EVEN LIKES YOU

around here!

[indigobusiness]

9. Yeah, but there aren't ANY posters that like you

around here.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

yeah well....I'm their punishment then

[indigobusiness]

17. I bow to you.

that was good

[salinen]

10. Hey, that's cool

You must be clinically insane too!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Do I get a card to carry or something?

you know...like the ACLU?

[salinen]

12. Yes, a card

and a nice white coat with insanely long sleeves.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. cool! A uniform comes with it too..

[salinen]

14. They made me a tailored uniform

to fit snuggly against my tiny penis.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. better for friction

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. that's what happens

when you spend too much time on DU. :shrug:

[StClone]

16. Sorry You have to be Criminally Insane for one of

those gigs.