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Sat Jul-10-04 12:12 PM
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What can I say? The police caught me red-handed. I'm guilty as hell.
Yes, I admit it: I tore the tag off my mattress! Throw the book at me, you bastards!
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| King Of Paperboys
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:13 PM
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| 1. I live in constant fear of being arrested because |
| salinen
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:15 PM
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| I just tore up your invitation |
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to my slumber party. You are a horrible person.
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| Mikimouse
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:15 PM
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| 2. Ooohhh, that's bad, very, very bad!!! They really know how to |
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deal with deviants like you. They're going to lock you up with the Serta carnivorous sheep! OOOh, the inhumanity!:scared:
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| Tandalayo_Scheisskopf
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:27 PM
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| 3. No one ever expects... |
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The Federal Mattress and Pillow Police. No one.
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| King Of Paperboys
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:29 PM
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| 4. Their chief weapon is surprise and fear. |
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Edited on Sat Jul-10-04 12:29 PM by King Of Paperboys
Wait... their two chief weapons are surprise, and fear, and ruthless efficiency. No. Wait. Their three chief weapons...
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:34 PM
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voyeuristic eavesdropping.
gud1!, NightTrain.
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