Do you consider yourself a member of any of these groups?

[Renew Deal]

[Angelus]

1. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...

:silly:

[ForrestGump]

2. I don’t care

to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

[LiberalVoice]

3. I agree ForrestGump...

You have all of the qualities I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

:P

[testing123]

4. I was in the girl scouts

Does that count?

[m-jean03]

7. I think it does.

Remember all our secret, special ceremonies?

[mikehiggins]

5. I don't consider myself a Freemason

I are one.

[liberalitch]

6. west ghent civic league.....

So many freaks in one neighborhood some of us were questioned by the FBI.
Not me... but a newspaper reporter (environmental beat) who lives in my neighborhood and the elementary school librarian were questioned (...and we all know what subversive characters librarians are)

[Renew Deal]

10. Questioned by the FBI?

What were you guys up to?

[Radical Activist]

13. Librarians really are subversive

I have some in my family. Its no joke. They're more dangerous because no one suspects them.

[KeepItReal]

8. Where is "Digi-rati" and "Killuminati"?

For us techy, Tupac fans...

:-)

[lpbk2713]

9. Crystal Lake Elementary School PTA.

Does that make me a subversive?

[Nikia]

11. I joined a sorority in college

In my sorority, you are a member for life. I have went to one initiation ceremony since leaving college. From the sorority publication though, I found out that I am suppose to be paying $35 per year in alumna dues. No one told me about that before and I still receive the publication so I must be alright. It's kind of cool to belong to a secret society.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. The International Radical Communist Linux Islamic Terrorist Cabal

[Khephra]

14. Proud Mason here (and "other")

Reporting for duty!

I was once active in the OTO too.

Oh yeah, and it's rumored that I'm a member of the Stonecutters too.

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

[jukes]

15. United

Misanthropes & Recluses Against Social Discourse.

[Don_G]

16. I Don't Want To Talk About It

Agent Mike might round up my Boy Scout Troop and force them to talk about 16 year-olds being a part of a "Commie" Cell at Gitmo...assuming all of them are "straight" after 35 years.

[TheMightyFavog]

17. Don't worry about the Boy Scouts...

My peeps at the Bavarian Illuminati are controlling them anyways. Sorry about the fundies in charge of the BSA, but they were there when we took over in the late '90s. They shall be dealt with soon.

[Renew Deal]

18. kick

:kick:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. When will they decide whether it will be us (see post #12) or the Chinese?

C'mon, we're waiting! We're postponing the regrouping of the USSR because of that! Damn bureaucrats.

[elperromagico]

20. *Gets up and walks out of the room without saying a word*

:D