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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:53 PM
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Poll question: What does The Chimp-in-Chief do down in Crawford, TX?
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:58 PM
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1. Lie.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 06:06 PM
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2. He cuts brush…
and falls off his bike.
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 06:28 PM
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3. He invites a few of the really good-looking...
...heifers in to his bedroom for a little "man-on-cow" action.
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newscaster Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 06:48 PM
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4. He wanders around his "rancho" saying
I have a cowboy hat and I have cowboy shoes and I have a cowboy belt and a set of Roy Rogers cap pistols in holsters. Yep. I am a cowboy.
Now, if I only knew how to ride a horsey.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 06:52 PM
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5. He pig farms the old fashioned way
It's a good thing that pigs can't get pregnant by a human or he would be taking them to Mexico for an abortion.

:evilgrin:
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 07:37 PM
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6. Drinks himself into an alcoholic stupor...
then vomits.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 07:42 PM
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8. Bingo, as they say at the American Legion Hall on Saturday nights.
I bet there's a well stocked bar down on the ranch in Crawford...
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 07:40 PM
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7. Other!
Pokes Cows!
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