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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:01 AM
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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: If Ya Missed It Tonight and Ya Like Foxworthy...
I suggest you catch it tomorrow. It was hi-larious!!!!! Here's one I found really funny (paraphrase): " So I'm up in northern Minnesota doin' a show and afterwords these guys come up and ask me if I wanna go ice fishing and I say no it's 15 below zero and they're like but we have a bon fire on the ice....and you thought we were stupid just in the South!"

:P
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taxidriver Donating Member (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:02 AM
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1. i have the DVD
i liked the texan guy...

"In texas, we have the death penalty and we UUUUSE IT!"

and the whole 'peein on yourself in the river' joke.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:04 AM
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2. Holy crap that was hilarious!
I've gots to go out and get me the DVD!
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taxidriver Donating Member (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:05 AM
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4. "you swim up to someone and pee on them, too..."
"yep, im just floating here, peeing on myself"
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:05 AM
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3. "I've got no problem going back to jail."
Another choice line.
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GAspnes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:13 AM
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5. "heeeeere's yur sign...."
That is an hysterical comedy show (often run on Comedy Central). Too many good lines.
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Dirty Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:19 AM
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6. Git Er Done
Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 01:19 AM by OhMyGod
Larry the Cable Guy is just like my relatives.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 01:45 AM
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7. Oh I know mine too!
My uncles are a lot like him.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 02:11 AM
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8. If you missed it tonight...
... it'll be on Comedy Central about 97 more times between now and next week. You'll catch it sometime.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 02:17 AM
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9. Actually it's only on once more this week, tomorrow night
I checked cause we have the Dish dealy. But maybe in the weeks that follow it'll repeat.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 02:40 AM
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10. I like Ron White

Talking about getting thrown out of the bar in NY.

" Now when the cops showed up, I had the RIGHT to remain silent.....but I didn't have the ability.."

I've been that drunk before, probably drunker.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 03:24 AM
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11. I liked when he said his alias was
Tater Salad. Cracked me up!
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 03:10 PM
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12. And his child, Tater Tot ;) n/t
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