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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:33 AM
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Poll question: What does Laura Bush smoke?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:35 AM
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1. Smokin' banana peels sounds like this!
Burrow owl! Burrow owl! Burrow owl! Burrow owl!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:36 AM
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2. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!
Everyone knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole, in the ground!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:40 AM
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5. Why in the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?
:shrug:
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:37 AM
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3. Virginia Slims.
What else?
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cmf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:38 AM
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4. Prozac
works faster if you inhale it.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:40 AM
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6. obvious: she smokes pickLes
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:42 AM
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7. Could be a nice Icelandic mix of weed and tobacco, God knows
I'd sure be some level of high as often as possible if I had to put up with that idiot fucktard.
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riverwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 10:11 AM
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8. The leaves of shredded books
from her book burnings, sprinkled with angel dust.
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morgan2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 10:20 AM
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9. opium
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LiberalTechie1337 Donating Member (359 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 10:34 AM
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10. Definately Crack
She would have to be to marry the Village Idiot of Crawford
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 11:10 AM
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11. Virginia Slims Or "EVE" (do they even make those anymore?)
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 05:40 PM
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12. I'd definitely be smoking opium if I was married to that THING
I mean, give the poor lady a break, who needs painkillers and tranquilizers more than she does?
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 05:49 PM
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13. She NEEDS a bong hit....
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 05:50 PM
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14. I Didn't See "Lithium" Listed n/t
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