HuckleB
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:18 AM
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No Tour de France, No Baseball Today. What's A Boy To Do? |
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Actually, I just got back from a 45-mile ride this morning, which was probably a mistake. I intended to just stretch my legs a bit, but the adrenaline took over. After spending the day in the yard on Saturday and hitting the trail for a 15-mile hike yesterday, I may not be able to move at all by this afternoon.
Which is why the lack of entertainment is so daunting. Here we are, in the midst of the only sports seasons that matter, and I'm left with nothing on a day when I really need my fix!
:)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:19 AM
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1. You can watch Home Run Derby. -nt |
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:22 AM
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2. That's like eating cold meatloaf - |
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or masturbating a dead women.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:28 AM
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7. How do you masturbate someone else? |
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Anyhow, an alternative would be to just take a the SI swimsuit issue and masturbate yourself. ;)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:34 AM
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10. The developmental stages of sexual experience: |
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Kissing. KISSEEENG! Light petting. Heavy petting. Mutual Masturbation. ... etc...
Don't tell me you skipped a stage. Damn. That could mean years of therapy.
;)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:40 AM
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14. Oh no been there, done that |
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I'm just playing, just not with myself at the moment. Wow! A sports thread turns into a sex thread. Híjole!
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:55 AM
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19. Well, at least we got away from... |
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the necrophilia aspect of it.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:22 AM
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3. That's the antithesis to baseball. I just can't do it. |
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:27 AM
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6. I didn't say it would be fun or anything |
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but it does involve a bat and a ball.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:31 AM
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9. Maybe I'll hit the batting cages this evening. |
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Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 11:31 AM by HuckleB
At least I can pretend to remember how to hit a curveball, which might just lead to some fine baseball dreams, and we could all use a few of those.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:23 AM
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Oh wait, that's just my sucky day.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:25 AM
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5. Thanks for the reminder. |
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Really. I need to call and make an appointment. It's been two years since I had a cleaning.
Salud!
Treat yourself right afterward.
:)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:29 AM
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If I'm a bit silly tonight, it will because of the pain meds that I plan on bringing back. Heck, there has to be some benefit to going through all that pain.
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Good luck with your dental work when you get it done!
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:18 PM
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20. Me too! And I'm a tea drinker |
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:38 AM
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11. Little League Playoffs |
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Baseball never ends...Just have to find the right level to watch. Little league tonight, Single A ball tomorrow night.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:47 AM
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18. Nothing going on locally today. |
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And I live in a AAA town, so it's down this week as well.
Got the big futbol game on Wednesday though: A-League Timbers vs. MLS! Can't wait.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:38 AM
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:42 AM
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15. I'm going running later this evening. |
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I can't stand the heat right now.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:44 AM
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17. A 45-mile ride isn't good enough for you? |
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Sheesh. You're a frickin' hard ass!
:)
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:28 PM
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I thought it said 45 minute. My bad. Take a shower and catch up on TiVo.
JD
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:40 AM
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:43 AM
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16. I'm young, and I've got my health. |
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Now what would I want with a job?
:)
Yeah, it's a late-start for me on Mondays, which allows me to pretend that I don't actually have to go.
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Mon Jul-12-04 04:58 PM
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22. Oops--that was the grandmother in me speaking out!!!! |
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