Emanuel Goldstein's the name.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Anyone been looking for me?

[Fenris]

1. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!

*throws chair at the screen*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Yowza! Thank God I'm fictional.

Otherwise that may have hurt.

[Fenris]

4. So, wait, Big Brother has been lying to me?

I feel so cheated...and in terrible pain from this boot stamping on my face.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Yeah, you might want to move over about a foot to the left.

Not sure why you wanted to lie under the auto-stomper in the first place.

[Fenris]

8. Who'd pass up a free nose job?

Besides, I'm getting a high from all the blood I've lost.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Well, as long as you're distracted from the huge fuck-up of a 'war'

we've been having this last thirty years, that's all that matters.

[Fenris]

10. I'm sorry, were you saying something?

I think my eardrums have shattered.

[matcom]

3. answer me this please?

exactly WHY have we always been at war with Eastasia?

thanks.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.

A still tongue makes a happy life.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Now you're mixing metaphors.

Screw off, Number 2.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. I am not a number. I am a......something else.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I am a dickhead!

Well, I am.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. Then it makes perfect sense that the huge white balls are coming

to suffocate you.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. They let me in the helicopter.

Thank God for my magic watch!

[XNASA]

6. I thought we were at war with Eurasia.

:shrug:

[taxidriver]

11. we are at war with whoever bush says.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

20. Uh, that's crimethink, I believe.

[Nomad559]

12. I thought this thread was going to be about hacking

Emmanuel Goldstein is the Editor-In-Chief of a hacker magazone called 2600.

:evilgrin:

http://www.2600.com/

http://www.2600.com/news/view/article/385

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. No he isn't. He doesn't exist.

He's merely a useful focal point for excess societal energy.

[sus]

14. go back to Copenhagen!

..that's all i got.

:shrug: