Stoned student steals car, gets lost, calls 911. Hilarity ensues.

[Wonk]

(snip)

"I think I stole a car," Cunningham told a dispatcher. "I'm not sure." :dunce:

Police said Cunningham, of Dover, Del., confessed that eating an entire bag of mushrooms, "probably wasn't a good idea." He allegedly told investigators that he had no idea how many laws he broke during a three-day excursion that took him 300 miles from home.

more...
http://www.wnbc.com/news/3520063/detail.html

[Endangered Specie]

1. If that were my kid...

well, lets just say id go through some belt buckles.

[Nevernose]

2. Shit, that reads like my biography

Thank God I grew out of it...

[LiberalVoice]

3. And the sad thing is...

that could be me any day of the week. :)

[DrZhivago]

4. thats awesome

he is so getting away with it by the looks of it

[1monster]

6. He's not getting away with anything... He was arraingned and held on

"He volunteered a written confession, police said. He was arraigned Friday and was held on $2,500 bail. Both stolen vehicles were recovered."

bail...

[yellowcanine]

10. "BOTH stolen vehicles were recovered!" He was driving two cars? I didn't

know one could do that sober, let alone stoned. I'm impressed.

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Dude, where's my car?

Arrested! That's not cool, man.

[LifeDuringWartime]

7. tripping, not stoned!

get your intoxication terminology right..geez :crazy:

[AlecBGreen]

8. EXACTLY!

i hate being lumped by drug use :) :smoke: :hippie: :party: :dunce:

[sundog]

9. no kidding, I don't think that anyone would do such a thing with herb...

now with shrooms, assuming he was having a good trip, he might be at such a point of relaxation that he might believe that no one would be angry with him...

[ronnykmarshall]

11. A future Republican president.

After all this was just a "youthful mistake".