Bumper Nuts/Truck Balls.... are we really lowering ourselves to this?

[neoteric lefty]

The new fad I have seen the past few months has to do with these BUMPER NUTS hanging behind the trailer hitch on pick-up trucks. What the hell are you thinking? I don't understand the person who wants do put a fake part of the male genetalia on the back of their automobile. Heres what one of the Bumper Nuts sites has to say:


"In my mind a big ass truck is not complete without a nice set of BUMPER NUTS hanging off the hitch.

Take a look at these BUMPER NUTS on this bad boy and tell me that is not beautiful!

This is the most ultimate truck accessory around.

I snuck these blue balls on my buddies truck and you should have seen his face. It was priceless. trucknutz"


"Don't Forget The Kids!"


I feel bad for the children of these parents.

[DieboldMustDie]

1. They're for guys who don't have a pair of their own.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

3. I'll make it a personal mission to give a kick to every pair I see

Sort of a proxy version of what I think of the whole symbolism thing...

[ForrestGump]

2. Off course, if these morons actually used their superfluous SUVs for

their intended purpose -- you know, the whole reason four-wheel-drive exists in the first place -- those stupid things would be left behind in the first few minutes. Kinda appropriate.

I'm still recovering, tonight, from witnessing the cozy all-American vision of the kids in the back of an SUV watching a movie on the overhead DVD screen. Sick on so many levels...

[DrWeird]

4. I guess they need big fake testicles...

to go with their big fake penises.

[marzipanni]

5. Ye gawds. what's next?

Dildo hood ornaments???
I say castrate that SUV before he multiplies!

(Well,this might be apropos on the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, maybe...)

[tcfrogs]

6. LMFAO

I can't even imagine seeing a giant, well, you know, on the front of a truck.

[ForrestGump]

8. Hey, don't be criticizing NSMA's hood ornament

A souvenir of Dildo...

[WindRavenX]

7. dude...wtf...

Seriously. What. The. Fawk.

[physioex]

9. I hear ya...

:puke:

[KG]

10. saw these on the back of a pickup truck the other day,

the owner had also painted a '*' on the tailgate to complete the effect.:)