@#$%&#*!!! Do You Curse Or Swear?

[arwalden]

"Go Fuck Yourself!" -- Vice President Dick Cheney

[HEFFA]

1. All the f---in' time!! n/t

[arwalden]

2. Frequently...But I've noticed that I do swear more since the2000 election.

I think that my level and frequency of swearing is DIRECTLY related to my overall frustration with this administration.

But it's a combination of when watching news and when driving.
Fuckin jerk! Use your goddamned turn signals! Asshole idiot! Turn your fuckin turn signal off... we're on a goddamned BRIDGE!

-- Allen

[Hubert Flottz]

5. You need a Chill Pill, My Son!

I was at an auto parts store one day back when Reagan was shafting the country and I found a GREAT little device! It was a large black glue on toggle switch and base, that had glue on the back and across the bottom of the base in big white letters, it said "DEATH RAY"! It looked great in the middle of the dash!

Sometimes when someone would pull out in front of me I'd Zap their ass! When someone cut me off I'd zap their ass good! It would depend on the nature of the other guy's heinous crime how long I left the "Death Ray" turned on! Some towns around here are so full of IDIOTS, that I automatically turned the switch on at the city limits and left it on all the time I was in town!

When my wife first saw my "Death Ray" she didn't think much of it! But after she saw how well it worked she liked it too! She was glad I'd almost quit screaming BAD words out open windows and she was really glad, because I completely stopped making her help me scream and curse at the road idiots! My blood pressure dropped in a week after I bought that switch!

My wife and kids and my friends were just so amazed at how the little switch had calmed me down! My friends all rushed down to the auto store and got them a DEATH RAY too! I'd have thought by now, those switches would be standard equipment in every car, just like an air bag or a seat belt!

[arwalden]

7. Does It Make Death Ray "Zapping" Sounds

like something out of "Forbidden Planet"?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. No, it did nothing, but it sure knew how to make you feel good!

It was worth ever penny of that $3.00! Anything that could keep me from cursing when Reagan was Prez, was one hell of a bargain at any price!

It really did work! I S-W-E-A-R the @#%&^%$&%@#%$*&^()% it did!

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Only when I'm in the senate!

It brings out the animal in me!

[terrya]

4. I do, but I want to do less of it. I don't want to be like Dick Cheney...

in any way, shape, form whatsoever.

[dudeness]

6. at work ..all day long..

you have too.. to just survive.. there are no ladies in my workplace..I have some standards.

[ClintonTyree]

9. I try............

to use the more descriptive and eloquent words in the English language, but every now and then there is no substitute for a good cuss word. I wouldn't categorize myself as constant or frequent, more like "in the correct situation".

[Downtown Hound]

10. Fuck No!

[JohnKleeb]

11. of course I fucking do

ahh I gotta get back to fucking work soon.

[Angelus]

16. You got your fucking computer to work?

[JohnKleeb]

21. fuck no

I am at fucking work waiting till fucking quarter till so I can go get picked up to go home. Oh the computer at home could be working tommorow night, unfortunely no more staying up until 6 in the morning, hell Ive been doing a total fucking reserve, Ive been going to bed early and waking up in hte middle of the night at times when I'd be chatting, getting dressed and such and watching movies or playing video games from like 3-7:30 in the morning, eh once I get back online at home though, I'll be chatting and playing more computer games, I hope.

[felonious thunk]

12. Mother shitted son of a fuck

I like to put new spins on old favorites.

Piece of fuck.

Go shit yourself.

This is bullfuck.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. You bet your fucking ass!

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I curse all the time

but I can sensor myself, like when I'm around children or a bus load of nuns...thats right I can stop any fucking time I want :evilgrin:

[Angelus]

15. All the God-damn fucking time.

:)

[mrboba1]

17. even moreso...

over the last 3 1/2 years...

[VOX]

18. I've noticed that when I get fatigued, I begin to cuss like a sailor...

I've got to watch my tongue a bit when over-tired.

Not to mention various stress-factors, which will also rachet up the cuss-mechanism.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. None of your

FUCKING BUSINESS!

[Westegg]

20. I realize that the curse word I use when truly upset/frustrated...

...came into my vocabulary after reading Woodward and Bernstein's Watergate books and also after seeing Oliver Stone's Nixon, where Tony Hopkins utters it: "Cocksucker!"

I also realize that when I utter said oath, I use a Nixon voice! Am I weird?

[Ratty]

22. Only during sex

Very strange. I'm a total prude all other times. I don't even like to say "ass" (I prefer "butt"). But wow, during sex ... man oh man, cover your ears!