Rainbowreflect
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Tue Jul-13-04 10:45 AM
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One liner jokes sent to me by a friend.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?" She hit me.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting > clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't you know it? Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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