The Little Jack Horner of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Hey, buddy, wanta smell my thumb?" (And W. "thinks": "Boy will he be surprised when he does. I stuck it in some nasty roadkill at the ranch and the stink won't wash off. . . . It's great.")

[POed_Ex_Repub]

1. Oh sure we're related, but YOU couldn't get a date THIS hot! n/t

[underpants]

2. Cool! See I got this one who can't standme either to spend the day with me

:thumbsup:

[Kid_A]

3. "Yeah, I may be the evilest mother-trucker to ever be President

but this here daughter o' mine is FINE!! Woooooweeeeeee!"

Seriously, her sister may have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but she is smokin' hot!

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Hey, there's Petey Smellings. Man I haven't seen him

since Yale . . . . Wow! Now I remember . . . was supposed to give him the high sign if I ever got lucky."

[Endangered Specie]

5. Shes a helluva lot hotter than Monica ain't she?

apoligizes in adnvance for the bad mental images.

[peekaloo]

6. I saw her I.D. , she's legal.

[cosmicdot]

7. W is thinking: yessiree, we are family...get your family values right here

we're as close as 2 peas in a pod ... one thing for sure, these girls don't wear out their welcome here, that's what makes them great family ... heck, I've seen Ken Lay more than I have Barbara here at the White House ... Trustee Babies are the neatest ... what's kewl, even though they are twins, I can tell which is which ... they don't look a bit alike ... yep, this here is Jen..Bar..Barn..no Barbara, that's it ...

[cosmicdot]

8. Julie Nixon joins her father on the campaign trail ...

oops ... sorry ... Déjà Vu ... thought it was '72 ...