Finally: Barbara or Jenna.

[LoZoccolo]

Barbara:


Jenna:

[WI_DEM]

1. Barbara looks a little more intelligent

but really who cares?

[Bombtrack]

14. Talk about stereotyping

One's a blonde with cleavage, one's a semi-Frumpy Brunette, the latter must be smarter.

I think it's likely they both take after their uninterested, ignorant parents, equally.

[Birthmark]

2. Neither.

[LoZoccolo]

4. You have to choose. You HAVE to choose!

Let's say the scenario is "otherwise your nuts fall off".

Don't tell me that you are choosing that your nuts fall off!

[Birthmark]

10. Just call me "nutless."

Hey, I'll never have to worry tight shorts again - or being nicknamed "granola." Weighing that against choosing a, er, Bush...it seems a very small price to pay. (And keep your wisecracks to yourself on that one. lol)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Woo hoo!! Defile the Bush family!!!

If we can't kick them out of the country, let's just breed them out!!! :spank:

[mac56]

5. I assume you mean which is more attractive?

Neither one appeals to me in the least.

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. both

just need a bit of daddy's blow and them not tosay thier last names

[LoZoccolo]

11. Much as I'd like that as well, you HAVE to choose!

Let's say the scenario for ambivalence is "your nuts grow so big you can barely walk".

So choose and stop the nuts enlargement!

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. jenna

she looks more skilled in that particular area

[DS1]

7. Finally - as in I'll never have to see people grovel over Bush-spawn again

?

God, I fucking hope so.

They're both :puke:

All of them are :puke:

Yeah, even that model :puke:

[quisp]

8. Barbara if I was sober...

but Jenna, if I was good 'n drunk!

[southpaw]

9. Jenna.

But I think my previous posts on this subject have made that abundantly clear...

Oh, Jenna... deny thy father and refuse thy name...

[Guy Fawkes]

13. I had to pick Barbara...

I mean, jeez, what is that trash Jenna is wearing!? That is not flattering on her.

[tridim]

15. Barbara is much cuter

Jenna looks exactly like her dad.. A huge turnoff.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

16. Why, are they casting for "Simple Life 3" ? n/t

[jdsmith]

17. For all things Barabara and Jenna: the First Twins website

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/

[LoZoccolo]

18. Is the site work-safe?

And please be truthful!

[Endangered Specie]

23. Errr, probably not.

Picture of Alexandra Kerry in a see thru dress + some unflattering twins pictures

[jdsmith]

27. Fine at my job

The Alexandra Kerry photo is the most problematic on it. But you might not want to click on the link to "Nudes" a little ways down (there's trouble brewing there), unless you're itching for an office fight.

[Mikimouse]

19. You need another category, let me suggest...

Not even with yours!

[Endangered Specie]

20. Depends:

Jenna - one nighter
Barbara - Longer term

[dr.strangelove]

21. F Politics - Babs is a babe

I was in a bar on sixth street in Austin last winter called "The Library" and both bush girls were there. In person, Barbara is a babe. She looks like shit in that picture. In person she is way hotter.
Sure, her dad makes me sick. But that girl is beautiful.
In my opinion, Jenna was not really attractive in person.

[Worst Username Ever]

22. Jenna looks a little more "fun."

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. C) Chelsea Clinton

[dr.strangelove]

28. RIGHT ON

I would go for Chelsea any day. She is a true beauty.

[damnraddem]

25. None of the above.

Not until one or the other attacks her dad as a complete: idiot, puppet, liar, war criminal, or somethink like that. And a daughter should have insight into whether Dubya is the puppet or the puppeteer.

[Angelus]

26. Jenna is the hotter of the two chicks.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. didn't you post an apology for this the other day?

are you just joking now or were you just joking then?