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Tue Jul-13-04 01:26 PM
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| Does Matcom News ever go on hiatus? |
| GOPisEvil
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:28 PM
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| 1. No. His network of cub reporters pick up the slack. |
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:34 PM
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how does one go about applying for that position? :shrug:
what are the qualifications? :shrug:
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| GOPisEvil
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:36 PM
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| 4. You have to have a nose for news. |
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That, or a hefty bribe. :D
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| 0007
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:36 PM
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| 3. Who can afford a coffee break? When we have to get the ugliest |
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dick head in history out of office before he comes all over us. CatWoman, we have heavy duty work ahead of us, no one can afford an interruption of time off.
This is a 24/7 gig, am not kidding. ;)
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| underpants
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:38 PM
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| 5. Only when he has a sawed off shotgun in his pants |
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Yikes ! Owwweeeeeeeeeeeee!
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| Fenris
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:40 PM
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| 6. Do you know how many sex/alcohol stories go unreported on DU? |
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None! Thanks to the tireless efforts of Matcom News, never again will we have to troll foreign news sites for stories about on-stage sex at a Norwegian rock concert or drunk Polish nuns driving tractors. I for one salute Matcom News for reporting the stories that I, Joe Consumer, really care about.
:D
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:43 PM
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that would be a disservice to my "fans" :D
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| CatWoman
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:45 PM
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Your news service seems to be quite a hit.
Where do you find that stuff??
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| matcom
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:46 PM
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| 9. my "nose for news" honey |
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F*CK that Drudge ASS*OLE!
:loveya:
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:47 PM
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| 10. Isn't hiatus a hernia? |
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There must be a joke here someplace...:eyes:
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Tue Jul-13-04 01:47 PM
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| 11. If matcom News went on hiatus, would matcom News report it? |
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Tue Jul-13-04 02:14 PM
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| 12. shhhh -- don't suggest such a thing |
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i don't think he knows he can.
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Tue Jul-13-04 02:16 PM
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| 13. Only when he's in Maine catching strippers. |
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