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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 05:16 PM
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AAAAARGGGGHHHHH TV DIED
its thundering ing and my tv blew out
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 05:32 PM
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1. This is why I want a husband...
Won't need to drool over a TV anymore.

Husbands are interactive.

Husbands are on the same channel you're on.

We don't need TV but we do need a husband.

Nor do husbands blow out. The only blowing involved is... oops, mustn't make this a sex thread... O8)
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:16 PM
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2. You havn't been married before, have you?
Interactive? Maybe if you play Golf.
Same channel? Only if I control the remote!
Don't blow out? Wait till football season.
As to the other, There seems to be some chemical in wedding cake that stops that.

And that is from a two time husband. 16 years the first time and just about 16 this time so far. I assure you my wife would have far more severe input.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:17 PM
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3. You must be in the midwest
Same thing happened to me.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:20 PM
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5. NW Florida
and the built in vcr was munching a tape
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:19 PM
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4. God doesn't want you to have a tv....cope.
LOL
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:20 PM
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6. See how long you can do without TV...
Seriously -- this may be a bit of a blessing, and could liberate you altogether from the lure of the glass teat.

Get your news from the Web, and start reading, or going for walks, etc.

Hang in there -- :toast:
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:21 PM
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7. Praise Allah!
T.V. is mind control. Why do you think they call it programming? Read a book! If for no other reason than because George can't!
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:23 PM
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8. actually i read alot
i write, too
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 06:57 PM
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9. Well, the fact that you are here
is a pretty good indication that you read.
Man, I can't think of many other ways I'd like to spend an evening. A good book, a thunderstorm and a glass of decent wine. We almost never get thunder storms here and on the rare occasion, I just love them! Trade you for an earthquake?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 07:02 PM
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10. sorry, all weather and natural events non transferrable
but i'll trade you my power outages for your doughnuts
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 08:50 PM
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15. I see your krispy kreme and
raise you a Ken lay
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 07:05 PM
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11. Good for you. Read something. Keep reading. Listen to
radio.

Who needs it?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 07:08 PM
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12. no simpsons and no family guy
make sephiroth something something
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 07:22 PM
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13. go to the library, get Dvd/s... watch on computer
viola!
I have an answer for everything.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 07:31 PM
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14. only 3 seasons of the simpsons are out
diddent start gettin goot til season 4 and the dvd's are $40 each
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