Caption this race horse (WARNING! Not Smarty Jones!)

[DemoTex]

Phenotypically, George and Laura had nothing to do with the genetics of this looker.

[salinen]

1. I don't care who's daughter she is

she looks really fine.

[Fenris]

2. Where are the cloven hooves and horns, dammit?!

[Endangered Specie]

3. I guess two ugly gene sets make a hottie?

Hark, do I hear the sound of computer desks levitating? ;)

[Spiffarino]

4. Awww....

She's got Chimpy's eyes.

[VOX]

5. "My dad is such a raving asshole nutcase."

She is cute. Too bad her dad is *.

Imagine having * as a father-in-law. Imagine having to put up with that POS on every major holiday and in between.

The thought actually makes my stomach cramp.

[Terran]

6. Are you kidding?

She looks just like her daddy, only a lot better.

She's probably a complete beeyatch too, just like him. I'm sorry, she doesn't look like a very nice person, somehow.

[gmoney]

7. Put her in a Taco Bell uniform...

This is like the bare minimum of how good a REALLY WEALTHY 21 year old woman/girl looks with the benefit of expensive hair care, probably professionally applied makeup, the leisure time to work out a bit and go to the tanning salon, and wear expensive, if somewhat slutty clothes. Go to any private college campus, and neither of the Bush twins would get a second look.

Yeah, she's got W's beady eyes and narrow nose, but the rest of her is Pickles and a push-up bra. Put Jenna here into a baggy purple Taco Bell uniform with her hair pulled back and the pallor of someone who has to work for a living, and she's nothing special.

Not that I have any room to criticize, but this admiration for Satan's spawn is totally unfounded.

Now, Catharine Edwards is a different matter... she's camera shy, it seems, but quite the looker. She's the granddaughter of a mill worker, you know. :)

[DS1]

8. You got that right.

I could spend 10 minutes on my campus and find 10 girls that are better looking than her.

I've never met her, so commenting on her personality is just stupid.

[VOX]

12. *Applause* Well said, gmoney!!!!

Word-for-word, right on target.

:toast:

[skip fox]

15. Damned well written, gmoney. Why don't you try your hand

at CAPTIONing? Love to have you.

[gmoney]

16. Another Cate Edwards photo

Hubba hubba...

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "BEWARE, THE CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED!"

Washington is, "THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED"!

And Shrub looks like "THE NIGHT OF THE NEARLY LIVING DEADBEATS"!

[cosmicdot]

10. Jenna: they think they're so clever ... find your Trust Fund, they said

... it's hidden somewhere in or around the White House, they said ... and, if you find it, they said ... you can check out, they said ... look at Barbara kiss up to them ... she's not even looking for hers ...

[southpaw]

11. I make no secret of my borderline obsession with Jenna...

But take a good look at that pic. Even I can see elements of Shrub and Pickles in her face.

[regularguy]

13. If I were younger, better looking, single,

and evil........

[BringEmOn]

14. Oh, yeah...I can suck the chrome off a trailer ball hitch."

[bloodyjack]

17. blonde hair and tight clothing does not a beauty make

she's not at all good looking. anyone who thinks otherwise is completely insane. or just not very selective.

all of you are bonkers.