What would Skinner, EarlG and Elad be doing today if Gore had won???

[LynneSin]

Such thought provoking questions. But what would those 3 be doing with themselves if they weren't dealing with sex threads, freeping lurkers and duplicate posts 25 hours a day.

Any ideas??

[sniffa]

1. pLaying in a band

[GOPisEvil]

2. EarlG - starving Brit-pop musician on the verge of discovery...

Elad - Dumpster diving for t-shirts...er, wait...
Skinner - staff attorney for News Corp. (Trademark Division)

[LynneSin]

3. After reading the High School Musicals thread...

Skinner would be staring in the DC stage production of "Hairspray" in the Harvey Fierstein role

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Running liberalunderground.com to try to keep the Dems in line (nt)

[BlueJazz]

5. If you take their initials and put them together....

...you come up with SEE, the new non-crash-able, easy to use,fully compatible, inexpensive Operating System.

SEE loads and works on both PC's and Mac's
SEE runs EVERY program ever invented.
SEE absolutely, positively will not crash.
SEE has drivers for every hardware ever made.
SEE has wizards that sets up even complicated networking protocols in seconds!
SEE has the ability to not only reject any virus or worm but also
sends a "Fix" to every computer ever made (via Networking)
SEE comes with advanced Flash, Frontpage, Dreamweaver, Office programs and senses keyboard mistakes.
SEE even repairs formally unworkable and broken hard drives and through exclusive "SEE-FIX" technology repairs burnt-out motherboards and power supplies!

[AlGore-08.com]

6. Ummm... Gore DID win.

And the answer is they'd be working on his re-election campaign, like the rest of us.



Can you spare $5 for the Gore campaign today?

[LynneSin]

7. Ok, you got me there: IF GORE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE WHITE HOUSE....

...DOING THE JOB HE WAS ELECTED TO DO!!