CAPTION the man with the casual male shirtsleeves!

[Fenris]

"You're doing great things for this country. You're a great American. Owning your own business is hard. Unfortunately, this candy store was just purchased by the Carlyle Group, and your job will be eliminated. Oh, and this shop will be razed to make room for a missile silo."

[pagerbear]

1. Please don't say Casual Male

That's a big boys' clothing store, full of cheap, overpriced clothing in very large sizes. Thank God I don't shop there any more!

[TA]

2. Yes sir, I'm trying to smile for the camera, You're hurting my finger.

[aden_nak]

3. "Say Uncle, you bitch. SAY UNCLE!"

[BringEmOn]

4. "Yup...overcharging and short changing little kids is the 'murican way!"

A-heh-heh-heh

[flamingyouth]

5. I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!

Your head is flat!:evilgrin:

[cosmicdot]

6. W: I'm glad that tips are welcomed, but I don't carry any dough on me

[RobertSeattle]

7. Did my daughter pay for the six pack?

[underpants]

8. I seem to recognize your face, haunting, familiar, yet i can't seem to pl

"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town"

i seem to recognize your face
haunting, familiar, yet i can't seem to place it
cannot find the candle of thought to light your name
lifetimes are catching up with me
all these changes taking place, i wish i'd seen the place
but no one's ever taken me
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
i swear i recognize your breath
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising
me, you wouldn't recall, for i'm not my former
it's hard when, you're stuck upon the shelf
i changed by not changing at all, small town predicts my fate
perhaps that's what no one wants to see
i just want to scream...hello...
my god its been so long, never dreamed you'd return
but now here you are, and here i am
hearts and thoughts they fade...away...
hearts and thoughts they fade...away...
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
hearts and thoughts they fade...

[AlCzervik]

9. Come on underpaid counter gal...Pull the presidential finger!

[mockmonkey]

10. Do you have any of those

newfangled scanners Daddy is always telling me about?

[skip fox]

11. "How 'bout a case of Trojans. I think I'm gonna get

lucky tonight."

[skip fox]

12. " . . . ah . . . I think there's been some kinda mistake . . . I asked

one of the waiters at lunch where I could find a candyman . . . I mean, like, you don't carry blow, do you?"

[skip fox]

13. "Hope you're getting my secret little sign--that finger in your palm--

cause I'd hate to talk about it out loud . . . So . . . where's your back room."