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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 02:24 PM
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Ever wake up to find a dog turd on the floor?
And then realize that you're not a pet owner?
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 02:25 PM
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1. A romantic evening, a roaring fire
...and no fireplace?
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Arbustosux Donating Member (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 04:14 PM
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2. Nope, just one in the White House!
ta-dump ching!
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 04:16 PM
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3. No but I often wake up and find
cat barf on the floor.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 04:22 PM
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4. My brother wakes up...
Edited on Wed Jul-14-04 04:24 PM by Guy Fawkes
and finds cat barf on his pillow/bed.

Ps. It allways seams to miss him...
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Trailrider1951 Donating Member (933 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 04:50 PM
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5. Well, yeah, I have two dogs. What I hate is
finding the turd in the dark with my bare toes!:dunce:
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democracy eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 05:14 PM
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6. turds? I wish!
try explosive dog diarrhea on the walls

uuuggghhhh!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 05:30 PM
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7. I woke up screaming one time complaining about my girlfriend's cat
She didn't have a cat.
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