Puppy and Kitten Annouce They are Running for President

[Homer12]

Asanine Press - "Cute Party" Presidental Canidate Puppy annoucned his Running Mate Kitten on his ticket. Puppy had to say that with Kitten as his running mate the Cute Party should be able to win the adolecent young girl vote as well as the middle aged male vote. Asked "Why the middle aged disgruntaled white male vote," Puppy answered that this group hates terrorists and Kitten brings the likability factor to it's ticket.

[Lavender Brown]

1. I was really hoping

Puppy would pick Bunny Rabbit for his running mate, but that's ok. He's still going to speak at the convention.

[Dookus]

2. feh

Bunny Rabbit is a DLC shill. And I'll never forgive his attacks on Baby Duck in Iowa.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Ah, the "Duck Scream". He went out in style.

"And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Duckburg and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To take back the White House. QUAAAAAACK!"

[Dookus]

13. Were you there in the hall at the time?

The quack was just enthusiasm, but was overplayed (and I suspect the sound edited) by the networks.

[Lavender Brown]

15. Bunny wouldn't attack anyone!

And I'm sure there's a place in Puppy's cabinet for Baby Duck.

[blackcat77]

3. They certainly have better hair...er...fur than...

...their opposition of Snake and Slug.

[havocmom]

4. Furbearing political analyst 90 Pound Hound and his associate Spike

give two paws up for Cute Party Platform calling for a chicken in every supper bowl and then resume their naps.

[jedicord]

6. Your Golden has the same look on his (her?) face

as mine when my cats are around him. He tolerates, I think secretly loves (but don't tell anyone), my cats, but gives me this look like "C'mon! I'm a dog for Chrissake!".

[havocmom]

7. No, he was just really, really tired and annoyed about the flash on the

camera! He is tickled pink about having a cat around again. He plays with her and scrubs her.

[jedicord]

9. That's so cool!

My dog let's the cats scrub him. Only time I've ever seen a cat do something for somebody else. It's usually the other way around!

He's beautiful, by the way. And your baby's too cute!

[Beaverhausen]

11. I think Goldens love kitties

I said this on another thread yesterday. They make great kitty nannies.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. It had to be Kitten/Puppy! It's Kitten who has foreing policy experience!

They'll lose in a landslide! Four more years of Scud the pitbull. BAH.

[AlGore-08.com]

10. Once again, the hamster vote is taken totally for granted!!

Damn it, another all carnivore ticket! When does the cute party start representing ALL the animal kingdom and run a rodent!?!

[pagerbear]

12. The last thing the cute party needs

...is a one-issue candidate!

[havocmom]

14. Rodents are well numbered in the GOP already.

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