bu*sh walks into the library of congress

[moof]

At the front desk the suprised librarian exclaims
" What a suprise to see you here all alone without any secret service
and after all the talk about you not caring about reading "

READING !!! bu*sh replies, never mind that, Karl said that I needed some help so I'm going to suprise him by getting some help from the best.

librarian: Ok, but if you aren't interested in any reading material how can we help you ?

bu*sh: This is the best library in America, right, the one that congress uses right ?

librarian: Correct but what topic are you needing information about.

bu*sh: Look Karl said I was not a very convincing liar, this is the library of congress, bring out the best liar you have here so they can give me some pointers.

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[SheilaT]

1. Needs a little work.

It's THE Library of Congress, which makes a difference in the sense of the joke you're trying to make.

[moof]

2. got in a hurry as lunch arrived on the/a library

left over from trying to make a double joke about where congress gets it's lies as well as being thought of as an institute of higher lying by the boy king.

Do you think it works better as a regular library ?

bu*sh walks into a library

At the front desk the suprised librarian exclaims
" What a suprise to see you here all alone without any secret service
and after all the talk about you not caring about reading "

READING !!! bu*sh replies, never mind that, Karl said that I needed some help so I'm decided to suprise him.

librarian: Ok, but if you aren't interested in any reading material how can we help you ?

bu*sh: This a library, right ?

librarian: Correct but what topic are you needing information about.

bu*sh: Look Karl said I was not a very convincing liar, this is a library, bring out
the best liar you have so they can give me some pointers.

[Gothmog]

3. Still Amusing

Hey Moof.

[DemBones DemBones]

4. Have Bush pronounce it "lie-berry," as he does in real life,

when speaking Texan.

How to spell it without giving away the punch line, I don't know. "Libary" looks like "library."

[moof]

5. how about: Why did bu*sh go to the library ?

Because Karl told him he was not a very convincing liar and
he wanted to get some help.

[southpaw]

6. Bush walks into the Library of Congress...

Gets up off the ground, rubbing his bruised forehead, and mutters to himself: "who put that big building there?"

[moof]

7. LOL, pretty good, any chance of an assist on that one ?

[southpaw]

8. No, actually...

When I read your subject line, that was what I expected to see in the body of the post.