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Wed Jul-14-04 03:22 PM
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Poll question: Your Errection Lasts MORE Than 4 Hours - Do You Call The Doctor? |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:23 PM
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1. Hell, I call EVERYBODY!!! |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:25 PM
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:24 PM
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2. Is there something you'd like to tell us? |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:25 PM
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She'd be thrilled :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:25 PM
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4. What there is no option for intercession via a Yak? |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:26 PM
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6. Well if I were a guy... |
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I would call Ron Jeremy and ask what do you think about that punk!
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:26 PM
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Every time I hear that ridiculous warning, I can hear the cash registers ringing all across the nation.
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:27 PM
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a patient told him the last thing he'd do in that event was seek medical help. Cracked the doctor up.
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:28 PM
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9. My doctor told me to look at this>> |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:28 PM
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an erection lasting more than 4 hours, or leaving a cock ring or other constricting device on for that long, will cause bruising and tissue damage.
Personally, I don't want to lose any sensation down there.
But I chose no anyway.....
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:29 PM
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11. At least you have more dialing options... |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:29 PM
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12. A very close female friend of mine who's a........... |
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Edited on Wed Jul-14-04 03:30 PM by Oz
emergency room nurse told me that you really don't want that to happen because they will stick a needle up your penis to allow the blood to flow out. Ouch!
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:31 PM
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14. well, isn't THAT a "cock-killer" |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:32 PM
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15. I'd think about that real hard (excuse the pun)...... |
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before I took any of that stuff.
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:50 PM
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19. Ok, well that just took care of mine! |
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there's your remedy right there- just read about the remedy!
:scared:
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:30 PM
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13. Find a date real fast? |
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:33 PM
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16. Obviously, you've become a divining rod |
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You should seek groundwater.
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:45 PM
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:46 PM
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....call ME!! :o :evilgrin:
:loveya:
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:51 PM
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Wed Jul-14-04 04:06 PM
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26. Oh YEAH....well...... |
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....I'll give ya somethin' to LAUGH about MISTER...BEND OVER!! :spank:
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:51 PM
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20. Priapism must be dealt with |
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Edited on Wed Jul-14-04 03:51 PM by TrogL
"or you'll get gangrene and it will turn all black and stinky and fall off. The procedure for doing it is to cut a small incision near the appropriate artery and it will spurt blood all over you, me, the nurse, the wall and the ceiling.
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Problem fixed yet?"
That's the procedure the local emergency room doctor uses to treat priapism. He says the description is usually gory enough to make anything wilt.
He also waves an ice bag around with a threatening gesture.
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:53 PM
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23. ok. i REALLY didn't need all THAT |
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just funnin' over the commercial! x(
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NO MORE!! NO MORE!!
PLEASE??
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Wed Jul-14-04 03:52 PM
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22. I'll call the doctor... |
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my friends, the media. Hell, I'll tell THE WORLD!!!!!
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Wed Jul-14-04 04:01 PM
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24. Its called endurance, my friend |
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Wed Jul-14-04 04:04 PM
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25. Well, if you're measuring it in hours... |
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I've got you beat. :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-14-04 04:41 PM
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27. Normally it comes and goes. |
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Hey, wait a minute, what are we talking about????
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Wed Jul-14-04 04:42 PM
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28. Matcom doesn't, he calls me |
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and I get out my whip. :7
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Wed Jul-14-04 04:50 PM
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29. Depends...Am I using it for more than 4 hours? |
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If so, I don't see the problem, and if she's not sore yet, there IS no problem, right?
Those were the days.....:eyes:
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Wed Jul-14-04 05:05 PM
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30. No wonder Mrs Mat ain't pickin' up |
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I been tryin to reach her all day!
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Wed Jul-14-04 05:12 PM
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31. Nope. Brew a big pot of coffee for the wife. |
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Wed Jul-14-04 05:13 PM
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32. i'd call it just getting warmed up..... |
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Thu Jul-15-04 01:34 AM
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33. What if you have 240 consecutive 1 minute erections? |
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Thu Jul-15-04 01:40 AM
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males over the age of about 14, an erection shouldn't last more than four hours.
That IS a cause for concern. But I am sure a lot of men hear that warning on that commercial and go to their doctors claiming to have "trouble" to get the rx. And I am not so sure that wasn't intentional on the part of the commercial makers.
The commercial with the lady talking about her man and his spontaneous staying power is so annoying to me. She's so smug about it. Big deal. My guy has never once had a failure to achieve or maintain an erection. And he's pushing 40.
Question: why are most Viagra prescriptions given in Israel and the United States? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Thu Jul-15-04 01:42 AM
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my chihuahua was humping a small teddy bear and got overambitious and it got kinda "caught" outside and he was whimpering and kinda dragging it around and it wouldn't go back in his foreskin or whatever it is dogs have. So my husband got a piece of ice, wrapped it in a paper towel and applied a bit of cold.
Problem solved. Grateful dog.
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Thu Jul-15-04 01:58 AM
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36. yes, if she's a woman with many friends |
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Thu Jul-15-04 02:11 AM
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38. Hell NO! I'd get on my hands and knees and thank all the gods! |
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Thu Jul-15-04 02:15 AM
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a simple ejaculation doesn't cure? Haven't seen it mentioned yet...
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