bush joke (wish it were true)

[historian]

Chimp dies and goes straight to hell. Devil said to him you have three choices on how to spend eternity. Pick one and its final.
Takes him to one room - peeks through window -cheney is drowning in sea of oil desperately trying to stay afload. Nooooooooo says our brave chimp, i dont swim well.
Next door he sees rummie running around holding gonads while some pissed off iraquis are chasing him so they castrate him. Noooooooooo said chimp - i dont think id like that.
Next room chimp peeks in and there is clinton, lying on his back, stark naked, hands behind head with huge smile on his face and, in between his legs is monica doing what she does best.
Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeees says our righteous chimp - i could be happy with that. So the devil opens the door, pushes in chimp and then says:
Ok monica you can go now

[FloridaPat]

1. Wonderfull!

[AlinPA]

2. Thank you. That's best one I've heard in years! I will re-tell it

every chance I get.