Sabriel
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Wed Jul-14-04 11:54 PM
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My neighbor's marrying a box turtle. What gift should I buy? |
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I mean, should I get something useful, like a kitchen appliance, or should I go the more artsy route and get them a little glass insect paperweight? I'm really torn.
And my friend's thinking of popping the question to his chinchilla. Does he really need to spend three months' income on a ring for a rodent, or can he do something a little cheaper?
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Wed Jul-14-04 11:56 PM
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Believe me. One night of passion can turn into a nightmare in an instant.
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Wed Jul-14-04 11:56 PM
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2. I want to marry a tree! |
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See what happens when those damn gays marry! ;)
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Wed Jul-14-04 11:59 PM
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:00 AM
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5. Now, really-I would think this is a no-brainer. |
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Turtle Wax, of course.
Re: The ring for the chinchilla. You can go cheaper. Chinchillas are really not all that materialistic. They are mostly just looking for true love.
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:01 AM
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6. your friend can't spend less money on a rat |
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:11 AM
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I'll be using that joke, somehow, tomorrow
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:14 AM
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8. One of those plastic palm trees for her tank |
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Edited on Thu Jul-15-04 12:14 AM by chimpsrsmarter
and maybe some nice wine, it might help her come out of her shell.
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