Worst thing about Ditka not running?

[HEyHEY]

We don't get to hear the superfans talk politics.

[Elidor]

1. We'll never see the inevitable meltdown

It would have been sweet *sigh*

[Wapsie B]

3. Yeah I'd love to see that.

Already had one MI ditka. Don't push your luck.

[alphafemale]

2. Loss of Comic Fodder?

:shrug:

[AwakeAtLast]

4. "You're my Ditka, my Ditka!"

;-)

[HEyHEY]

5. Ditka versus God in a debate on religion?

"DITKA!"

[ashling]

6. Levitra not a campaign issue

[Melsky]

7. The meltdown would have been great

but I was a bit worried he would win so I'm glad he's out.

[DS1]

8. What would happen if Da Bears entered the Indy 500?

Da Bears are driving a yellow bus...
Who's driving?
Ditka!

....DA BEARSSS

[HEyHEY]

10. A buddy of mine went ot Newport beach to visit his bro last weekend

A couple of his brother's friends are from Chicago. Fuck man he had some funny bits. One guy pulled up his shirt to show a scar and says. "See dis? Soldier field 1985, Flaming HAT nacho."

Priceless

[bo44]

9. Lost opportunity to ridicule GOP for stooping low enough to scrape a has

been thug loser of the bottom of a Soldier Field Bleacher Seat and run his moranic ass for office.

[DS1]

11. Now who would win in a fight between Ditka and a hurricane?

Ditka!

[DS1]

12. What if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ditka?

Ditka 17
Hurricane Ditka 14

[HEyHEY]

13. TIE! TIE!

[DS1]

14. *trying to remember some more*

Who would win in a football game, Ditka or God?

Trick question, Ditka is God.

[Tom Kitten]

15. maybe they could run his latest bowel movement...

I'm sure it would be as much adored by the repukes and have as much to say as he would...His fans could identify by calling themselves "Ditka's Stool Pigeons"...It could be all tied together what with the Patriot act and everything...

ok it's disgusting and stupid but given the current day reality who knows what can happen?