Bucky
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Thu Jul-15-04 01:33 AM
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Oh shit, I'm falling out of a 30th floor window!! Superman, save my ass!! |
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Y E E E E E e e e e e e e e e a a a r r r r r g h
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Oh man, that hurts... Superman, where the hell were you?!!
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Rick Myers
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Thu Jul-15-04 02:20 AM
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But Oh, Superman is an officially registered trademark of Laurie Anderson Inc.
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Wcross
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Thu Jul-15-04 04:13 AM
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2. If I were falling I would want superman to save me... |
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Thu Jul-15-04 04:57 AM
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3. Superman has been so unreliable since he started smoking pot |
WannaJumpMyScooter
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Thu Jul-15-04 06:16 AM
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4. Hi, this is Superman. I can't come to the phone right now, 'cause |
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I am either at physical therapy or flopping like a fish on the bathroom floor trying to get out of the shower. If this is a real emergency, call 911. If you are falling from a high place, well, try to remember this formula, velocity = v = sqrt(2gh) and time = t = sqrt(2h/g)
where h is the height (distance the object falls) and g is the gravitational acceleration, (32 feet/sec)/sec.
Please leave a message at the tone.
For your particular problem, you would be in the air, oh, about 1.9 seconds at about 75MPH, so if you can't leave a message, I will understand.
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Thu Jul-15-04 07:19 AM
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5. Are you a hot little brunette named Lois? |
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